Starspun

What would you have done different if you were god?

It seems that God could have come up with a better blueprint for life, imo. After all, being omni-everything (if thats possible), it would seem it could have created life to be self sustaining rather than exo-sustaining. After all, if you create life, why would you want something else to kill it? I think if I loved the way only god can, I would want life to last forever. If this planet was becoming over crowded, I would just miracle life elsewhere, to other livable, planet experiments I had going on. Wouldn't that be neat-o?
I would also change the 'laws' of the universe to state that you can get something from nothing. So anyone could turn water into wine or bread to water or silver to gold. After all, since heaven has streets of gold, surely these lifeforms will want this oh so precious metal and I do love them so....gold for all!!
Also, I dont think the ones that call themselves humans should be readily identifiable as having the dna structure (note to self: Can the DNA; it's to unstable and may cause a change in my life's structural integrity) of other life. Nope, humans will be different. Maybe I would make humans out of gold. Self replicating golden me's!! I'm good like that.
While I'm at it, I would make sure it was known that I was the one, the only...God! Phht, can't have my life forms not knowing who gave them that splendid shine, right?
Also, the notion of learning over time is nonsense. People having to learn through trial and error is utter nonsense. My little Golden Grahams would be all knowing. Struggling is a thing of the past.
Oh, I wouldn't make the universe so friggin big. I mean, it's a waste of space and miracle juice.
A neat little universe being about 10000 light years should suffice for the next million years.


Any ideas?? Any thing new you would do?