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Naked Ape · 12-03-2002, 03:57 PM

Well obviously this is evidence of the existance of god

. The fact that these nuts are keeping his dessicated heart in a crystal jar would seem to indicate that old Jay Hoover is dead

, or heartless

, or at the very least, somewhat cranky and under the weather

.

Cheers

Naked Ape

Jobar · 12-03-2002, 07:50 PM

Off to GRD, who may decide it's preaching and send it on down to RRP.

Echo · 12-04-2002, 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by Half-Life:
I have recently watched a video which showed of the Eucharistic miracles in Lunciano, Italy. A priest had doubts about his faith, and the Eucharist turned to flesh. When they took the blood to be tested, they found it was still very fresh blood, but it was dated to be 1300 years old. normal human blood starts to turn an ugly color and get all dried up after about 15 mins if it is not refrigerated. This blood didn't. It was still perfect but yet dated to be 1300 years old. How is this possible? This miracle happened in 700 A.D. If you wanna research it yourself, find by me.

Whose heart muscle is it supposed to be? If we clone it, will we get a jesus?

David Bowden · 12-04-2002, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Echo:
Whose heart muscle is it supposed to be? If we clone it, will we get a jesus?

And would the clone have a Messiah-complex?

Oh, that inspires some very interesting fantasizing. We could have a clone army with half-Mary, half-Jehovah DNA, just like the "only-begotten" original.

If it actually worked, could they fight over the throne of heaven, and would they each lay claim to being the savior of humankind? Would they all be able to work godlike miracles? Would they each gather disciples, or would some go off and do their own thing, shirking their Jebus heritage? Might some of them dabble in other religions, New Age thought, or even atheism?

In short, WWJJJJJ...JJJJD?

Well, if nothing else, medical scientists could introduce Jesus-genes into the wider human gene pool, which would presumably allow us to heal the sick quite a bit easier. And as an added benefit to humanity - nobody would ever drown again!

-David

[ December 04, 2002: Message edited by: David Bowden ]

HaysooChreesto! · 12-05-2002, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by Echo:


Whose heart muscle is it supposed to be? If we clone it, will we get a jesus?

Outstanding observation. Being that cloning and stem cell research is my main pet peeve for the U.S. religous right, I think that your idea should be put forth as the very first test case for human cloning!
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12-03-2002, 03:57 PM	#11
Naked Ape Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,780	Well obviously this is evidence of the existance of god . The fact that these nuts are keeping his dessicated heart in a crystal jar would seem to indicate that old Jay Hoover is dead , or heartless , or at the very least, somewhat cranky and under the weather . Cheers Naked Ape

12-03-2002, 07:50 PM	#12
Jobar Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: secularcafe.org Posts: 9,525	Off to GRD, who may decide it's preaching and send it on down to RRP.

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