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porn stars wearing crucifixes
Has this come across anyone else mind. Why do some some porn stars wear nothing but a crucifix?
This really boggles my mind and brings a whole new meaning to WWJD. |
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05-07-2003, 06:47 PM
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05-07-2003, 06:52 PM
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actually, I think that its an older question than wwjd. its wcwjs
or whose cock would jesus suck this question was first asked by the apostles at the first supper/circle jerk that kind of descended into an orgy. at least that's what my bible says. |
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05-07-2003, 07:18 PM
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Well, Jesus does have an entire religion based around eating him...
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05-07-2003, 07:22 PM
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05-07-2003, 09:47 PM
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WJRDT??? Would Jesus Really Do THAT??? |
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05-08-2003, 04:47 AM
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05-08-2003, 06:17 AM
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I just had this conversation last night.........Jesus was gay.
It's quite obvious in reading the bible. Jesus had sex all the time, how else could he experience the full range of emotions like goddaddy wanted him to. But contrary to the rumor, he never tagged Mary Magdalene. Think about it, what straight man would surround himself with 12 other guys, especially when his dad sends plague and pestilence whenever he feels like it. So Jesus used to run these great orgies all the time ("eat me", "drink me") that were disguised as BDSM sessions. How else do you think Jesus survived on the cross as well as he did? He was used to Peter (so named because Jesus loved his dick) and John (one of Jesus's kinks was paying for sex, hence John's name) tying him up when he would misbehave, and punishing him with whips. It was Judas that was banging Mary Magdalene. Jesus screwed up and never knew Judas was straight. Judas was so disgusted that he took the street whore Mary Magdalene for some rough sex. She was pissed because she wanted Jesus's cock, and he only wanted to suck off the disciples, so she helped Judas betray Jesus. It had to be said. |
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Now it all makes sense....
thanks Jacey! 
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05-08-2003, 07:14 AM
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WWRJD?
What Would Ron Jeremy Do? Dirty Dog |
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