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12-01-2002, 06:35 AM
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Lover Boy
Q: Why did God create us?
A: To share his love I got this image of God as a lover...boy, ain't he swell!  God: Marry me, Mary and I'll give you the sun, the star and heaven...(and you know I can) Mary: But I'm already engaged... God: What! You're refusing my love...  God: AHHHH then you go to hell! |
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12-01-2002, 07:07 AM
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Hello Rousseau, and welcome to II- ahh, I think this topic might fit better in GRD, so I'm moving it there.
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12-02-2002, 02:05 AM
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12-02-2002, 03:20 PM
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Joseph is playing poker with his friends, and God shows up at Mary's place. One things leads to another...
God: Okay, so now it's just the two of us. I have some good news for you: I've chosen you to be the mother of my only begotten son... Mary: Oh God, take me! Take me now you big hunk of a monotheistic tribal deity! *growl* God: ...but the best part is, there's a way to make you pregnant without troubling with sex! Mary: ... Mary: Sure. *cold stare* God: No need to thank me, dearest Mary. I'll promise to make your pains of childbirth (which I created in the first place) twice as bad, so that you may truly embrace your womanhood. Mary: Sure. Now, anything else? I think I have a headache and Joe is coming home soon anyway. God: That'll be all... well, actually, about not needing to thank me... on second thought you should thank me after all. Get on your knees, woman, and start praying. |
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12-03-2002, 02:17 AM
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Jayjay, you're the man
 You're a better comediane than I am (or I well ever be) 
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