Sandslice

Wait a minute... the fall caused evolution? Then all that special creation... umm... no.

Amos, I am, as the 1337-ists say, "734 (0nfuz0rz" (in other words, ) about just what you believe.

"Heaven and hell are religion specific. I mean you can't drag a Buddhist into our heaven because his Nirvana is equal to our heaven. That whole "Great Commision" thing is protestant slavery to sooth the pains of hell."

So Matthew 28 is a Protestant addition to the NT? 'Go forth, make disciples of all nations' is just Martin Luther's little scheme to delude the human race?

"So people who are not part of our mythology will not go to our heaven nor our hell. Buddhism has its own equivalent of heaven and hell (roughly)."

And now 'Thou shalt have no other gods before me' doesn't apply. Let's see if we can't take down the other commandments, too!

"What about those who do not enter the race in Christendom? Cold is OK and hot is OK. Lukewarm is not and therefore we best be careful when we drag somebody else into the 'born again' thing especially if we ourselves are stuck in a rut and want others to be like us to make us feel good about ourselves. They fucking stink and are the scum of the earth and that is why Catholicsm wants nothing to do with it.

God doesn't make anybody enter the race because God comes as a thief in the night and will never leave us nor forsake us."

Coming from an apologist of the same religion that once thought Satan rode around on Halley's Comet, and that forgiveness of sins could be BOUGHT (indulgences.) By the way, if cold is ok, then it's ok for people to pass their children through the fire to Molech. Molechites aren't Protestants!

"Rejecting God is an important step towards salvation (metamorphosis) because we must be like Paul, who was a persecutor, or Jonah, who was running away from God, or the prodigal son, etc. The Church knows this (they wrote the good book on it) and is really happy when its children leave their 'roost.' What they don't want is that protestant marauders to fornicate them into hell (which they think is a promise of heaven)."

But what about Islamic marauders, JW marauders, or even the dreaded Neo-Druidic Pagan Marauders (tm) ??? Yeah, I'm sure Java's real happy when an ex-catholic marries a Japanese lady and wholeheartedly adopts Japanese culture, Shintou and all... hmmm... that doesn't sound too bad!

"Catholic theology holds the following, still today, and now I hear this Pope no longer considders protestants our "brethren" but returned to "seperated brethren" which is just a nice way to call them lost.

Heaven is for Catholics only but not all Catholics go to heaven.

Protestants can only go to hell but not all protestants end up in hell.

Purgatory is the time spend to work out your own salvation in 42 months (cf. Rev 13 the first and second beast). The gospels take place in purgatory between the rebirth of Joseph, now called Jesus, and the crucifixion of his ego identity."

Would you like to join MY customisable religion? EXTRA! Jebus reincarnated from Joseph! Jebus no longer needed for salvation... you can save your own soul three and a half years after death! JEBUS DIED FOR NOTHING, THEREFORE THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF xIANITY IS FALSE.

Now, did Yahveh want the fall or not?