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Old 04-01-2002, 07:08 AM   #1
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Post I convert!

You know what, forget everything I ever said before. I see the light now! May God forgive me for my years as an infidel and an unbeliever!

Praise Jesus! I believe!

I'm switching over to the side of the theists!
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Old 04-01-2002, 07:19 AM   #2
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... and the happiest of April Fools Day to you as well.
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Old 04-01-2002, 07:21 AM   #3
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<strong>You know what, forget everything I ever said before. I see the light now! May God forgive me for my years as an infidel and an unbeliever!

Praise Jesus! I believe!

I'm switching over to the side of the theists!</strong>
Gosh darn it, ya beat me to it! I was gonna post the same thing!

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Old 04-01-2002, 07:50 AM   #4
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I can't believe you guys are doubting the sincerity of my conversion.

Hallelujah! (did I spell that right?)
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I've converted as well. I'm Amish.
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Old 04-01-2002, 10:08 AM   #6
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<strong>I've converted as well. I'm Amish.</strong>
Can I have your computer?

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Well Wyrdsmyth, now that you have converted, I can let you in on something. We Christians, we don't really believe all this stuff anyway. It is just hilarious watching these atheists argue passionately against something so ridiculous that a <a href="http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=55&t=00020" target="_blank">10 year old</a> could see through it. We just keep it up for entertainment purposes. Welcome to our side, and I hope you have a good laugh while you are here!
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Old 04-01-2002, 10:47 AM   #8
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<strong>You know what, forget everything I ever said before. I see the light now! May God forgive me for my years as an infidel and an unbeliever!

Praise Jesus! I believe!

I'm switching over to the side of the theists!</strong>
You know, according to some schools of thought, you now are garaunteed admission to heaven. Way to go.
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Old 04-01-2002, 11:00 AM   #9
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Argh, you've caught me out, you Dirty Dog!
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Well, I don't know if I want to convert all the way. But all this arguing makes my head hurt. I think I'll just become agnostic so that when people start to get into it, I can just shrug my shoulders and say "I don't know".

"I've always said, there's nothing a man can't do when he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not." - Monty Python

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