Silent Dave

THE BALLAD OF RANDMAN (LIVING UNDER BRIDGES)

(to the tune of "Limelight" by Rush)


Living in the Randman's world
Approaches the unreal
For we who must appeal
To documented evidence
Instead of silly games

Cast upon the evo-board
Ill-equipped to save
Creationism from the grave,
His brain must put up barriers
And call us silly names

Living under bridges
The universal troll
Attacks us from below
"Those who wish to know
Must put aside indoctrination,
It's only mental desecration,
Anti-creation,
As these quotes plainly show..."

Living down in Florida
It's Doctor Dino's floor
Where thought is such a chore
If sentence fragments do the trick,
Throw context out the door

All the world's indeed a page
For creationist thinkers
So reality is tinkered
And Randman turns into another
Intellectual whore

Living under bridges
The universal troll
Throws pebbles from below
"Those who wish to know
Must put aside indoctrination,
It's only mental desecration,
Anti-creation,
As these quotes plainly show..."

(instrumental)

Living under bridges
The universal troll
Can't get us from below
"Those of us who know
That cre'ists are an abberation
Get on with the fascination,
The exploration
Of the universe we know"


Dave

OrderedChaos

Fires up my lighter and raises it into the air.

Encore Encore!!

The_Gorgonzola

Neil eat your heart out!!!!

Gorgo

phlebas

Excellent

I'm moving this to RRP, 'cause they could probably use it by now.