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Putney Swope · 05-29-2003, 03:12 AM

How do you separate god from the holy ghost?
Throw a bucket of cold water on 'em.

I'll probably have to smoke a turd in hell for that one. I just hope it's some good shit.

05-29-2003, 06:20 AM

The Holy Spirit is making a list of all your names in this little black book that it keeps - I thought you should know.

Opera Nut · 05-29-2003, 06:01 PM

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

(Unitarian joke)....

PopeInTheWoods · 05-29-2003, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Godot
The Holy Trinity should nver be referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.

How about the Abusive Dad, the Scapegoat Son, and the Not-Quite-Right Uncle They Keep Locked In The Attic?

B. H. Manners · 05-29-2003, 08:48 PM

Out of all the names a god could have chosen for himself, isn't "Yahweh" the most stupid and pathetic???

"Yahweh" is a sound you would expect a dying frog to croak.

---Serious note-------

I blasphemed the Holy Ghost to prove to a couple of people I know that they shouldn't worry about it. they have a paranoid fear of having committed the "unpardonable sin" and one has been driven to the point of being clinically depressed and in need of hospitalization.

The stupid "Unpardonable Sin" that Jesus farted about has caused many believers to lose their sanity. One psychologist I know says he gets about ten to twenty people a year driven to the point of madness thinking they have blaspemed the Holy White Sheet Covered Guy.

Hey, Holy Ghost! You really suck ass!

B. H. Manners · 05-29-2003, 08:55 PM

To qoute some tv show back in the 1980's:

"Not even the Holy Ghost knows where Jimmy Hoffa is."

B. H. Manners · 05-29-2003, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Constable Visit
The Holy Spirit is making a list of all your names in this little black book that it keeps - I thought you should know.

Well, he may be, but he needs to know that BH isn't going to give him some for free!

Supergirl · 05-30-2003, 06:52 AM

Never knew the Holy Spirit was that important to xians!

mike_decock · 05-30-2003, 07:26 AM

As far as I'm concerned, Yahweh can shove the Holy Spigot up Yeshuah's ass and give him a high colonic.

Good enough?

-Mike...

Supergirl · 05-30-2003, 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by Constable Visit
The Holy Spirit is making a list of all your names in this little black book that it keeps - I thought you should know.

You think I could get a copy of "The Black Book"? So much easier than trolling the net looking for people with a good sense of humour ......

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05-29-2003, 03:12 AM	#31
Putney Swope Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Statosphere, baby. I'm stacked over LaGuardia & I'm not coming down fo no body Posts: 614	How do you separate god from the holy ghost? Throw a bucket of cold water on 'em. I'll probably have to smoke a turd in hell for that one. I just hope it's some good shit.

05-29-2003, 06:20 AM	#32
Constable Visit Guest Posts: n/a	The Holy Spirit is making a list of all your names in this little black book that it keeps - I thought you should know.

05-29-2003, 06:01 PM	#33
Opera Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,671	How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. (Unitarian joke)....

05-29-2003, 08:48 PM	#35
B. H. Manners Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,213	Out of all the names a god could have chosen for himself, isn't "Yahweh" the most stupid and pathetic??? "Yahweh" is a sound you would expect a dying frog to croak. ---Serious note------- I blasphemed the Holy Ghost to prove to a couple of people I know that they shouldn't worry about it. they have a paranoid fear of having committed the "unpardonable sin" and one has been driven to the point of being clinically depressed and in need of hospitalization. The stupid "Unpardonable Sin" that Jesus farted about has caused many believers to lose their sanity. One psychologist I know says he gets about ten to twenty people a year driven to the point of madness thinking they have blaspemed the Holy White Sheet Covered Guy. Hey, Holy Ghost! You really suck ass!

05-29-2003, 08:55 PM	#36
B. H. Manners Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,213	To qoute some tv show back in the 1980's: "Not even the Holy Ghost knows where Jimmy Hoffa is."

05-30-2003, 06:52 AM	#38
Supergirl Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: South Africa Posts: 94	Never knew the Holy Spirit was that important to xians!

05-30-2003, 07:26 AM	#39
mike_decock Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 1,505	As far as I'm concerned, Yahweh can shove the Holy Spigot up Yeshuah's ass and give him a high colonic. Good enough? -Mike...

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