B. H. Manners

I admit that I have, not that I believe there is a Holy Ghost, but just to commit myself to atheism which I truly accept as the correct view concerning the existence of sky daddy. There is no going back for me now.

Corgan Sow

I'll quote QuuenOfSwords

"Ho-Ho-Hooolllyyyyy Spirit!!!"

B. H. Manners

Alright, there is two people, sort of: Queen of Swords and Corgan.


Who else here is really an atheist? Step up to the plate. I'll be an example for the rest of you once again:

"I, BH Manners, explicitly state that Jesus Christ performed his miracles by the power of Beelzebub."

Now you Christians go read Matthew 12, Mark 3, and Luke 10 and 12 and see what it says about folks like me. I don't want or need your stupid savior or god. If he exists, mankind does not deserve a pathetic deity such as he. Also, if he exists and is angry about me insulting his Spooky Spook, it's his own damn fault for he chooses to be angry, I do not make him. It's high time for Yawassweh to grow up and get a life.

Godot

The Holy Trinity should nver be referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook. Good enough?

If not:
ALL spiritual entities derive their powers from the smelly black ass of Satan.

Rational BAC

Never have understood that part of the Bible myself. Something about you can make fun of Jesus all you want, but if make fun of the Holy Ghost--then you are going straight to hell. Makes no sense to me.

But then again, as a cherry picker Christian, I can just ignore things if I choose and be quite content about it.

Of course, I have to admit that I have a hard time understanding the concept of a Trinity in any way.

Suspect the Trinity part was tacked on much later on (3rd century? 4th century?) in order to make Christianity a monotheistic religion out of a seemingly obvious tripartied one.

Maybe there are some theists on this forum who can explain the trinity to me in some way that makes any kind of sense at all.

If so----have at it.

B. H. Manners

-OR- better yet, the three jackoffs who compose the Christian Trinity are actually three terds that Satan accidentally shit out of his butt when all he meant to do is fart.

Dark Jedi

You cannot commit blasphemy of a myth.

No one blinks if I say Zeus was a myth, or Odin was gay. I fail to see any difference between these older myths and any of the current popular mythology.

"Jesus cornholed the talking ass and told it to squeal like a pig."

There, ya happy?

B. H. Manners

The threat against the Pharisees for blaspeming the Holy Shit, oops, I mean Ghost, was actually a poorly thought out and foolish statement to be made by Jesus.

What better way for Satan to deceive than come across as doing good, or at least enough to sucker you into his deception. Truly, for people who believed in devils and shit like that along with a religious law that warned against false teachers, the Pharisees were correct to be concerned about Jesus's miracles having their source from Satan. If I were Satan and wanted to deceive the world, I'd certainly go around feeding the hungry and telling the kids to obey their parents so as to look like a nice guy. I'd perfom healing miracles too but teach lying doctrines along with it to deceive. Jesus must have had his head up his rectum when he made his threat about blaspheming the Holy Spook.

Rational BAC

Well Manners------------ that helped a hell of a lot in answering the question.

Thanks a bunch.

Remember it was you who brought up the Holy Ghost problem. Start something, you have to live with it.

B. H. Manners

No,no , no, no, no, NO!

You have to blaspeme the Holy Shit just like I did above.