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IvanK · 05-01-2002, 11:57 AM

1. When a Buddhist sets him or herself on fire it's not likely to involve bombs or passenger jets.

Abacus · 05-01-2002, 01:18 PM

2. They make good action movies.

Mageth · 05-01-2002, 01:22 PM

3. They've had more chances to practice.

Mecha_Dude · 05-01-2002, 01:45 PM

4. They don't condemn non-buddhists to Writhe in hell for all eternity

JL · 05-01-2002, 02:29 PM

5. They don't stand on the street corner spouting 'God's will' or come proselytizing at your door.

ManM · 05-01-2002, 05:57 PM

6. Mahayana Buddhists hold up the ideal of the Bodhisattva.

Eudaimonist · 05-01-2002, 06:11 PM

7. When a Buddhist orders a veggie-burger, he says: Make me one with everything.

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Seeker196 · 05-01-2002, 06:24 PM

When you tell a Buddhist that you're an atheist, some of them can say 's'allright, so am I'

ohwilleke · 05-01-2002, 08:08 PM

9. Buddas are cuter than lawn gnomes.

emotional · 05-01-2002, 08:54 PM

The Buddhist meditation position doesn't give you such a backache as the Islamic prayer kneeling.

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Abacus Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,214	2. They make good action movies.

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ManM Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: NW Florida, USA Posts: 1,279	6. Mahayana Buddhists hold up the ideal of the Bodhisattva.

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