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02-25-2003, 06:05 AM | #1 |
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We baptize you in the
We baptize you in the words of Knowledge (the Son), Wisdom (the Father), and Insight (the Holy Spirit).
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02-25-2003, 06:14 AM | #2 |
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umm, hi. Isn't it a bit early to be baptising the heathens?
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02-25-2003, 09:16 AM | #3 |
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And I baptise you in the words [and illustrations] of the Kama Sutra, the goodness of Marijuana [with lots of cheese and bacon balls for munching on] and the Liberal Spirit of free thinking.
Are we supposed to believe in your deity now that you've blesserized us, OBKB? Or are you a common troll doing this for kicks and totally uninterested in our spiritual welfare? |
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Here it is
Weren`t some people here recently lamenting over the lack of preachy trolls?
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02-25-2003, 09:26 AM | #5 |
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I recall that noble lament too, Fenton.
I hope this one sticks around.... it looks like it has promise. |
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Thus far it appears as though I have skipped a stone on your pond.
Ascension to Freedom Insight Wisdom Knowledge What I was suggesting is a secular parallel to one of their holy rituals. Thus far you all missed the point. Indicates to me that you all may not be as open minded as you say. I thought my signature was included in the previous post. Signature= Immortality: Liberty's Final Frontier. |
02-25-2003, 10:06 AM | #7 |
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I was expecting travelers with luminesence behind their eyes to move in a positive direction.
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[moderator hat on]
Since the OP doesn't really seem condusive to discussion, I'm going to move this to Elsewhere.
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"Luminesence" behind their eyes, OBKB? You mean, like the art museum curator in "Ghostbusters II"?
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