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Old 07-16-2003, 05:55 AM   #1
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Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer
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Ah, finally some good news to wake up to!
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Yeah, but then you'll have to worry about going blind and getting hairy palms, not to mention the possibility that God will smite you for comitting onanism.

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Yeah, but then you'll have to worry about going blind and getting hairy palms, not to mention the possibility that God will smite you for comitting onanism.

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All of those sound preferable to prostate cancer, with the possible exception of blindness.
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WoooooooHoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Finally, being a jerk-off pays off.
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Let's give a big hand to the Aussie researchers who made this important discovery.
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Onanism... isn't that based on the story in the bible where the guy spills it on the ground instead of into his sister?
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Are you half as likely to get prostate cancer if you use two hands??
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Actually, it was his sister-in-law.
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