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NonHomogenized · 06-13-2003, 10:46 PM

That quote makes everything make sense if Mr. Hovind's birthday is February 29.

tensorproduct · 06-14-2003, 07:38 AM

Hovind says:
If Evolution is true, there is no Creator, so laws come from mans opinion. That is called a democracy, which is a terrible form of government. Democracies always degenerate into dictatorships. In America, it is sad to say, has become a democracy.

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

That is possibly the most ironic statement of all time.

openeyes · 06-15-2003, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by tensorproduct
Fucking Hell!!!

Up until now I just thought that he was an idiot. Turns out that he's a fucking lunatic!

And not only that, but he's got lots of followers who think he's just great, and I live among them! I could just cry.

CALDONIA · 06-15-2003, 04:10 PM

I'm still shaking my head about a Christian website having a "Baloney Detector!"

My, my, what arrogance in ignorance.

Godot · 06-15-2003, 06:19 PM

Hovind:

Quote:

Hey, did you know the word 'universe' comes from two Latin words? Uni means single and verse means a spoken sentence.

Kent Hovind makes baby jeebus cry.

Godot · 06-15-2003, 06:32 PM

Another good Hovind one from the same site:

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Therefore, there may not be any other stars in the solar system that have planets around them.
[Emphasis added]
Source: Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution Chapter 6 - a transcript of Kent Hovind's early sermons circa 1996. http://home1.gte.net/dmadh/hovind6.htm [no longer available]

Spaz · 06-15-2003, 08:37 PM

Hahahahaha, Hovind is the biggest idiot in the "single spoken sentence"

Eagel4Jesus · 06-16-2003, 02:16 PM

Humans have been around for 3.9 million years - my 8th grade ancient history textbook

Matt

Doubting Didymus · 06-16-2003, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Eagel4Jesus
Humans have been around for 3.9 million years - my 8th grade ancient history textbook

Matt

Weeeellll.... You could say that, but only so long as you remember that 3.9 million years ago takes you all the way back to Australopithecus afarensis, which isn't usually considered a human. It depends on your definition of 'human' of course, but its highly unlikely that we could ever have bred with them.

Edit: oh wait, I see you are including this comment as a "dumb thing". If it actually says what you report it as saying, then yes, I'd have to agree that it's a bit of a dumb thing to put in a textbook.

ex-xian · 06-16-2003, 03:39 PM

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Hey, did you know the word 'universe' comes from two Latin words? Uni means single and verse means a spoken sentence.
- Hovind

In case anyone was curious...

Universe - Etymology: Latin universum, from neuter of universus entire, whole, from uni- + versus turned toward, from past participle of vertere to turn.

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06-13-2003, 10:46 PM	#101
NonHomogenized Veteran Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: no longer at IIDB Posts: 1,644	That quote makes everything make sense if Mr. Hovind's birthday is February 29.

06-14-2003, 07:38 AM	#102
tensorproduct Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 1,330	Hovind says: If Evolution is true, there is no Creator, so laws come from mans opinion. That is called a democracy, which is a terrible form of government. Democracies always degenerate into dictatorships. In America, it is sad to say, has become a democracy. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: That is possibly the most ironic statement of all time.

06-15-2003, 04:10 PM	#104
CALDONIA Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunnyvale,CA Posts: 371	I'm still shaking my head about a Christian website having a "Baloney Detector!" My, my, what arrogance in ignorance.

06-15-2003, 08:37 PM	#107
Spaz Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 6th Circle of Hell Posts: 1,093	Hahahahaha, Hovind is the biggest idiot in the "single spoken sentence"

06-16-2003, 02:16 PM	#108
Eagel4Jesus Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Frederick, MD Posts: 22	Humans have been around for 3.9 million years - my 8th grade ancient history textbook Matt

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