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Old 03-06-2003, 08:15 AM   #21
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PBUHHH = Praise Be Upon Her Holy Hooves
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Old 03-06-2003, 08:25 AM   #22
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Her Holy Horniness is a much better description of her.

...makes me misty-eyed thinking of the last temple orgy.
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Old 03-06-2003, 08:57 AM   #23
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Old 03-06-2003, 09:05 AM   #24
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The IPU is what's known as an omniclimax deity, embodying that orgasm than which none greater can be conceived.

That she is both invisible and pink is a testament to her power, not an objection to it.
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Her Holy Horniness is a much better description of her.

...makes me misty-eyed thinking of the last temple orgy.
Where can I join the orgy? Where? I must have missed the last one! When is the next one?

Her Holy Horniness is wise enough to know that lust is beautiful and let us cavort in it. She is far better and more fun that that stupid Yah...Jeho...oh whatever.

And she only has one name. The IPU (PBUH). Consistent, unlike other 'gods' I can name...
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I AM THE IPU....HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!!!!

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WORSHIP NOW OR I WILL IMPALE YOU WITH MY MAGICAL HORN!!!
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... I WILL IMPALE YOU WITH MY MAGICAL HORN!!!
I still have yet to figure out why this would be bad. Sounds like it could be fun if done right.
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Old 03-06-2003, 04:46 PM   #28
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WORSHIP NOW OR I WILL IMPALE YOU WITH MY MAGICAL HORN!!!
Promise?
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I still have yet to figure out why this would be bad. Sounds like it could be fun if done right.
Of course it's fun....I'm omnibenevolent...unlike that other so called "god" or trinity guy...sounds like schizophrenia to me. Also, I fulfill all my promises Why do you think I have so many followers?
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I AM THE IPU....HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!!!!

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WORSHIP NOW OR I WILL IMPALE YOU WITH MY MAGICAL HORN!!!

So, what do males get? I'm not sure I'm exactly keen on the impalement thing at this time.
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