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auto-da-fe · 07-24-2003, 10:36 AM

/embarrassed

So it would be, not sure why I was thinking 12... my apologies.

everlastingtongue · 07-24-2003, 10:50 AM

Unoriginal, I know, but I thought that Willem Defoe, Harvey Keitel, and David Bowie were great in �The Last Temptation of Christ� as Jesus, Judas, and Pilot, respectively.

Also, Alan Rickman would make the best Satan by far.

dangin · 07-24-2003, 11:44 AM

A friend of mine who used this as a party game always swore that Dudley Moore would make the best satan.

Bookman · 07-24-2003, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dangin
Job - Rodney Dangerfield

Inspired. :notworthy

Deacon · 07-24-2003, 12:14 PM

I consulted Joseph Middleton from "Project Greenlight" and he said "Who the hell is this and why the fuck are you calling me?" so I'll have to wing it on my own...

God - Sean Connery (well, he's a God in my book)

Jesus - Me (crucification experience...)

Satan - Pat Robertson (typecasting)

Mary - Madonna (think of the poster, the ad campaign...)

Joseph - Sean Penn (see above)

Mary Magdalene - Britney Spears (need someone to tempt Christ, aka Me. Acceptable substitutes: Jennifer Garner, Natalie Portman, or Keira Knightly)

I'm my own pimp.

Four Horsemen - Pierce Brosnan, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, and George Lazenby (well if God is Sean Connery...)

Adam - Ben Affleck

Eve - J. LO

Cain - Jay

Abel - Silent Bob

Moses - Mel Brooks (reprise)

The anti-Christ: dangin (typecasting...)

Nectaris · 07-24-2003, 01:00 PM

For those who have seen Free Enterprise:

William Shatner as everybody, except Mary.

Sharon Stone as Mary.

(if you haven't seen Free Enterprise and consider yourself a geek, do yourself a favor and rent it-even if you're not a geek it's still a funny movie.)

MortalWombat · 07-24-2003, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by braces_for_impact
Hmmmm...interesting, lets see what I come up with.

God - Joe Pesci

George Carlin has already said Joe Pesci would make a better god than God.

Quote:

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.
I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50 percent rate. Half the time I get what I want. Half the time I don't. Same as God 50-50. Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit's foot, and the wishing well. Same as the mojo man. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same; 50-50. So just pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.

Chicken Girl · 07-24-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wyz_sub10
Noah and wife: Steve and Terry Irwin (Crikey!)

bwahahahahaha! :notworthy

"This here is a full-grown King Cobra! Beautiful specimen! Now I'm going to sneak up on it and... OW! Crikey! Please, someone hurry up and invent antivenin..."

ex-xian · 07-24-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dangin
God - Elizabeth Taylor as she is in 2003

Joseph - Ray Romano (I'd rather fuck god than him too)

You'd rather fuck an '03 Liz Taylor than Ray Romano? Interesting...

King Rat · 07-24-2003, 02:17 PM

I think I wanna change my Jesus to be played by Bono.

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07-24-2003, 10:36 AM	#11
auto-da-fe Veteran Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: edge of insanity Posts: 1,609	/embarrassed So it would be, not sure why I was thinking 12... my apologies.

07-24-2003, 10:50 AM	#12
everlastingtongue Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Location Posts: 398	Unoriginal, I know, but I thought that Willem Defoe, Harvey Keitel, and David Bowie were great in �The Last Temptation of Christ� as Jesus, Judas, and Pilot, respectively. Also, Alan Rickman would make the best Satan by far.

07-24-2003, 11:44 AM	#13
dangin Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Middle, Kansas Posts: 2,637	A friend of mine who used this as a party game always swore that Dudley Moore would make the best satan.

07-24-2003, 12:14 PM	#15
Deacon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 620	I consulted Joseph Middleton from "Project Greenlight" and he said "Who the hell is this and why the fuck are you calling me?" so I'll have to wing it on my own... God - Sean Connery (well, he's a God in my book) Jesus - Me (crucification experience...) Satan - Pat Robertson (typecasting) Mary - Madonna (think of the poster, the ad campaign...) Joseph - Sean Penn (see above) Mary Magdalene - Britney Spears (need someone to tempt Christ, aka Me. Acceptable substitutes: Jennifer Garner, Natalie Portman, or Keira Knightly) I'm my own pimp. Four Horsemen - Pierce Brosnan, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, and George Lazenby (well if God is Sean Connery...) Adam - Ben Affleck Eve - J. LO Cain - Jay Abel - Silent Bob Moses - Mel Brooks (reprise) The anti-Christ: dangin (typecasting...)

07-24-2003, 01:00 PM	#16
Nectaris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 855	For those who have seen Free Enterprise: William Shatner as everybody, except Mary. Sharon Stone as Mary. (if you haven't seen Free Enterprise and consider yourself a geek, do yourself a favor and rent it-even if you're not a geek it's still a funny movie.)

07-24-2003, 02:17 PM	#20
King Rat Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 6,855	I think I wanna change my Jesus to be played by Bono.

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