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07-19-2002, 06:11 AM | #1 |
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A w.n.d. poll
<a href="http://www.worldnetdaily.com/polls/index.asp?VIEW_RESULTS=Y" target="_blank">http://www.worldnetdaily.com/polls/index.asp?VIEW_RESULTS=Y</a>
At the time of posting this, the pollsters want Israel to rebuild the temple because it will hasten the return of the messiah. I was dumbfounded at first. I mean, you have to be really...theological to believe that statement, but then, I started chuckling. Chuckling didn't satiate my desire so I had to go straight to laughing. Here is why. IF Israel rebuilds their temple, they would destroy the 3rd holiest site in Islam, thus, a war with the Arabs is a given. IF Israel were to win, the temple would be built and after it's completion, *POOF*, a messiah appears. Seeing how the messiah will not magically appear inside the temple, they will have to search for it out in the real world. And with the warped minds in the world, how many people will claim Messiahdom? I know I will. Anywho, then they have to form a comittee to select the true messiah. Their messiah would surely follow the laws of the Torah(sp) which, would inflame the xtians because this of course isn't the Big J.C. Since there can only be one true messiah, xtians and jews go into jihad mode against one another in what is know as the Messiah Consideration. Millions die in the cleansing, or Crusades as they become to be known. Jews lose (but not without substantial financial planning), at which time the xtians be-head the 'false' messiah and then choose their own human as supreme leader. Although this messiah can not perform miracles, he looks like Jesus, which, is good enough for the xtians. At that time, we shall see the heaven on Earth they have been promised. [ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: Starspun ]</p> |
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I would assume they would pick sextuplets for the messiah so they can have a bunch of ressurections. Or, once cloning is commonplace...
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