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Novowels · 08-14-2003, 11:57 AM

The bridge broke on the side, so any glue and/or taping action occurs basically on the lens. Which solves my problem in the same way that my problem of burning to death is solved by drowning me. IN ACID.

But thank you for the advice I will try it out and while I am crushing people with my little go-kart of doom I will shout, "lisarea told me to, and she said I'm cute!!" which will exonerate me of all crimes.

PS: you're cute when you're postscripting

lisarea · 08-14-2003, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Novowels
The bridge broke on the side, so any glue and/or taping action occurs basically on the lens. Which solves my problem in the same way that my problem of burning to death is solved by drowning me. IN ACID.

But thank you for the advice I will try it out and while I am crushing people with my little go-kart of doom I will shout, "lisarea told me to, and she said I'm cute!!" which will exonerate me of all crimes.

Aright, areddy. I guess you probably said that, but maybe that part of your story was too boring and I missed it or something.

Anyway, my brother is a polymer physicist or something, which is I guess like a scientist of plastic or whatever, but the one time I broke my glasses and told him to make himself useful and fix them, he didn't do it because I guess he's not smart enough.

I think the science of fixing broken glasses is probably pretty hard, that being why I gave that one bad answer.

Novowels · 08-14-2003, 01:10 PM

Or maybe you're trying to lead me astray.

VILE TEMPTRESS. Seduce me no longer with your glasses-repair fantasy! Your cheap tawdry insinuation of creating a new pair of glasses will work no longer, and you will now be required to include candle wax and leather straps to lead me any further.

BrotherMan · 08-14-2003, 02:27 PM

If you could just splash your eyes with some hyper-radioactive solution you would end your need for glasses forever. Heck, you could probably go into a whole new career field.

Novowels · 08-14-2003, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by BrotherMan
If you could just splash your eyes with some hyper-radioactive solution you would end your need for glasses forever. Heck, you could probably go into a whole new career field.

Please tell me more about the exciting advances in the field of bleeding from the head. I desire to learn more.

Puck · 08-14-2003, 03:17 PM

Uh, possible stupid idea, but you are already screwed.

What about the glue that you use for plumbing pipe? It chemically melts the plastic and then fuses the two parts together when you connect them.

Either it will work, or make a fine puddle of your lenses.

Go on, try it. Go ahead, I dare ya.

ju'iblex · 08-14-2003, 04:02 PM

Oh, my poor dear novowels who has been mysteriously absent from #infidelchat lately, <you bastard>.

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It's not like I'm talking to the kitten-eating machine of cherry-malfunctioning horror that sodomizes Oxidizing Material on a semi-regular basis.

wait... i thought you were the kitten eating cherry-malfunctioning horror that....

you don't have to hide it, I know what's going on between you two.

Undercurrent · 08-14-2003, 04:14 PM

Just thought this might be a good time to point out that I don't wear any sort of corrective optics, because I have the eyes of a fighter pilot.

pescifish · 08-14-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Undercurrent
because I have the eyes of a fighter pilot.

Well, so do I, sir. But not everyone can deal with the screams of horror and pain that occur during the appropriation of eyes like that.

(Pssst, I have one acronym for you: LASIK.)

Invader Tak · 08-14-2003, 06:18 PM

<Invader Tak takes her wand out>

Oculus Reparo!

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08-14-2003, 11:57 AM	#11
Novowels Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,658	The bridge broke on the side, so any glue and/or taping action occurs basically on the lens. Which solves my problem in the same way that my problem of burning to death is solved by drowning me. IN ACID. But thank you for the advice I will try it out and while I am crushing people with my little go-kart of doom I will shout, "lisarea told me to, and she said I'm cute!!" which will exonerate me of all crimes. PS: you're cute when you're postscripting

08-14-2003, 01:10 PM	#13
Novowels Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,658	Or maybe you're trying to lead me astray. VILE TEMPTRESS. Seduce me no longer with your glasses-repair fantasy! Your cheap tawdry insinuation of creating a new pair of glasses will work no longer, and you will now be required to include candle wax and leather straps to lead me any further.

08-14-2003, 02:27 PM	#14
BrotherMan Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: City of Dis Posts: 496	If you could just splash your eyes with some hyper-radioactive solution you would end your need for glasses forever. Heck, you could probably go into a whole new career field.

08-14-2003, 03:17 PM	#16
Puck Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: A middle aged body. Posts: 3,459	Uh, possible stupid idea, but you are already screwed. What about the glue that you use for plumbing pipe? It chemically melts the plastic and then fuses the two parts together when you connect them. Either it will work, or make a fine puddle of your lenses. Go on, try it. Go ahead, I dare ya.

08-14-2003, 04:14 PM	#18
Undercurrent Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Santa Fe, NM Posts: 2,362	Just thought this might be a good time to point out that I don't wear any sort of corrective optics, because I have the eyes of a fighter pilot. <avoids hurled projectiles>

08-14-2003, 06:18 PM	#20
Invader Tak Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 244	<Invader Tak takes her wand out> Oculus Reparo!

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