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Old 04-02-2002, 03:40 PM   #1
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A comet is here! It's the Star in the East! Israel has again taken Bethlehem! Obviously, all of this is proof of God. It must be the Second Coming right now. Jack Van Impe says the signs are all being fulfilled!!! The European Union, for example, is the 10-headed dragon. Christ must have come back, like a thief in the night. Of course, he's not going to make an appearance on CNN or MSNBC... he's probably in some hospice in India or Africa somewhere, tending to the unfortunate and needy.

A benediction on all of you, my brothers and sisters. Hallelujah! (Did I spell that right?)

Amos, Eternal, Andrew_Theist, Albert Cipriani, Douglas J. Bender... get out here, and help me convert these damned infidels before it's too late!
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Old 04-03-2002, 09:44 AM   #2
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Don't worry. Our theist friends are about to be raptured out of here anyway. It's about friggen time.
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Old 04-03-2002, 09:51 AM   #3
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I love the Van Impes....just smiling and excited while discussing world destruction
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Old 04-04-2002, 03:35 PM   #4
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"I love the Van Impes....just smiling and excited while discussing world destruction "

Yes indeed! what fun! aren't they the ones who said it will all happen at 12:59PM on April 14 2002?
No point in filing those 1040's now.
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Old 04-04-2002, 03:52 PM   #5
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I think they have set the date about 10 different times...I no longer have TBN I loved that channel for nutwatching
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