Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ

That I decided to play one. However, I'm terrible at coming up with my own lame-ass arguments (i cry when I try), and the ones from WinAce's site seriously make me want to kill myself, so:

I'm asking people use this thread to post a general argument that they have heard. I will then start a topic on it, and argue it to the DEATH, being as creationist as I can. This really needs to be done, so that way all the lurkers get a chance to read the stuff over again (or the first time, if they are relatively new here).

Any first suggestions?

I've come up with one I intend to use--I'll be "researching" over at chick.com and drdino.com for this one.

Doubting Didymus

Try your hand at Kinds

The challenge to creationists: Define the holobaramin that the animals in the above thread belong to, and explain how the one couple has become multiple different species with indivisual adaptations to different environments, without admitting speciation or beneficial mutations.

Duvenoy

You might also try this site:

http://home.austarnet.com.au/stear/

luck and have fun!

doov

WWSD

I really would like to see some debate on radiometric dating.

I'm not all that familiar with the arguments and thier counters, so that would be informative.

Gracchus

One subject I have found that makes young Earth creationists change the subject, condemn me to hell, or suddenly discover pressing business that prevents them from responding, is stratigraphy. Geological unconformities are something that just cant be fitted into flood geology.

WWSD

No way, polystrate trees completely disprove your stratigraphy theory you evil evilutionist.

Coragyps

You dont know that that carbon always dekayed that same speed and besides the vapor canopy protected the earth from cosmic rays back in Noahs time and the Scientists at Answers in Genesis already dated lava rocks from mount st Helens at 47 billion yrs old so that prooves the earth is only 6007 yrs old and Ill pray for you so you dont burn forever and ever in hell you athiest darwin worshiper.

WWSD

Well, in that case, I suppose I had better rethink my position on the earth's age. Praise Jesus you came along and set me straight!!

Jimmy Higgins

You know what kills me with that? This global flood was supposed to lay down every bit of sedimentary rock and move hundreds of feet of soil around. So in realistic theory, entire forests were buried.

So they find one damn polystratic tree (if even that), and I ask, were's the rest of the fucking forest?

Advocatus Diaboli

God made them disappear to test our faith, just like He destroyed all traces of the other people who lived at the same time as Noah. They were so Evil that thei bones had to be destroyed. Therefore there are no human fossils next to dinosaurs!