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braces_for_impact · 08-01-2003, 07:19 AM

Our popularity grows, first banner ads, then an upgraded server, web traffic increases, then a political nomination to office. Soon, we'll be running a state, and then a country and finally the WORLD!

Got your Evil Atheist Conspiracy tm card yet?

Perhaps you should.

Shadowy Man · 08-01-2003, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by braces_for_impact
Our popularity grows, first banner ads, then an upgraded server, web traffic increases, then a political nomination to office. Soon, we'll be running a state, and then a country and finally the WORLD!

Excellent!

Jobar · 08-01-2003, 08:07 AM

That whole thing is a direct copy from the "Therefore, God exists" thread, which is in Humor, IIRC. It may be archived, so the Search won't find it- if anyone has the link please post it here.

(The "Argument from Beer- 1" is mine!

)

Mediancat · 08-01-2003, 08:17 AM

I thought it was amazing that some of the people at Fark actually thought the list was serious.

I also thought it was amazing that someone there actually took Anselm's argument seriously, even saying "It's the only one that hasn't been refuted."

I think Anselm can be refuted without breaking stride, but maybe that's just me.

Rob aka Mediancat

braces_for_impact · 08-01-2003, 08:44 AM

Posted By Jobar:

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The "Argument from Beer- 1" is mine!

Yeah, it's weird when you can remember half the threads these were from, and some of the people these were about, even though for some reason they don't hang out here any more.

Number 179 "Argument from Coincidence" was mine.

topane · 08-01-2003, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by Jobar
That whole thing is a direct copy from the "Therefore, God exists" thread, which is in Humor, IIRC. It may be archived, so the Search won't find it- if anyone has the link please post it here.

(The "Argument from Beer- 1" is mine! )

Here.

Vylo · 08-01-2003, 10:10 AM

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Our popularity grows, first banner ads, then an upgraded server, web traffic increases, then a political nomination to office. Soon, we'll be running a state, and then a country and finally the WORLD!

Who do we have in office right now? justr curious.

Quantum Ninja · 08-01-2003, 04:57 PM

I can think of a few more:

ARGUMENT FROM FONDNESS
(1) I like God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM TRUE FAITH
(1) God wouldn't let a true believer lose faith in Him.
(2) Atheist: But there have been lots of theists that have converted to atheism.
(3) Ah... but God wouldn't let a TRUE theist lose faith.
(4) True theists still have faith in God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM "WHAT THE HELL?"
(1) God is an omni-necesssariable, unperceiveablized being that is hyper-transcendentalistally existamental, which means that our sub-contingentalistic empiricized existences must have been intelligistically designerated subductively according to His anti-comprehendistic plans of the creationablism of a logistically-driven materialisticated reality.
(2) Atheist: What the hell?
(3) See, even a non-believer believes in Hell.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

EGGO · 08-01-2003, 09:18 PM

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ROFL

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08-01-2003, 07:19 AM	#2
braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	Our popularity grows, first banner ads, then an upgraded server, web traffic increases, then a political nomination to office. Soon, we'll be running a state, and then a country and finally the WORLD! Got your Evil Atheist Conspiracy tm card yet? Perhaps you should.

08-01-2003, 08:07 AM	#4
Jobar Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: secularcafe.org Posts: 9,525	That whole thing is a direct copy from the "Therefore, God exists" thread, which is in Humor, IIRC. It may be archived, so the Search won't find it- if anyone has the link please post it here. (The "Argument from Beer- 1" is mine! )

08-01-2003, 08:17 AM	#5
Mediancat Contributor Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Baltimore County, MD Posts: 19,644	I thought it was amazing that some of the people at Fark actually thought the list was serious. I also thought it was amazing that someone there actually took Anselm's argument seriously, even saying "It's the only one that hasn't been refuted." I think Anselm can be refuted without breaking stride, but maybe that's just me. Rob aka Mediancat

08-01-2003, 04:57 PM	#9
Quantum Ninja Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Between here and there Posts: 412	I can think of a few more: ARGUMENT FROM FONDNESS (1) I like God. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM TRUE FAITH (1) God wouldn't let a true believer lose faith in Him. (2) Atheist: But there have been lots of theists that have converted to atheism. (3) Ah... but God wouldn't let a TRUE theist lose faith. (4) True theists still have faith in God. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM "WHAT THE HELL?" (1) God is an omni-necesssariable, unperceiveablized being that is hyper-transcendentalistally existamental, which means that our sub-contingentalistic empiricized existences must have been intelligistically designerated subductively according to His anti-comprehendistic plans of the creationablism of a logistically-driven materialisticated reality. (2) Atheist: What the hell? (3) See, even a non-believer believes in Hell. (4) Therefore, God exists.

08-01-2003, 09:18 PM	#10
EGGO Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Amerrka Posts: 688	ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION (1) See this bonfire? (2) Therefore, God exists. ROFL

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