Amos

The following is an argument in favor of celibate priests.

Revelations talks about no marriage in heaven. Heaven is when the kundalini is raised to the 7th level (we call this Coronation and is equal to Sahasrara in Hinduism; Pure Reason is blue). To raise the kundalini is to move it away from the crotch area (lower spine) where it has been dormant (?) except for the occasional call to action during sex (the kundalini is the major power or major serpent that strikes at the head of the minor serpent which in turn strikes at our heel as per Gen.3:15).
As the kundalini is raised the 'bloodflow' to the crotch is reduced and celibacy is easily mastered by the priest who during ordination is called to be at the fourth level of chakra (which is celebrated with the "laying on of hands)." The fourth level is achieved when the ordinate is envisioned by a surrounding light and seeing this divine light he becomes filled with wonder and desires to raise the kundalini to its fullness of the seventh level (on towards Easter which is the seventh day on which darkness of night did not follow the day; hence two days of Easter). It is expected that after the fourth level achieved his mind does not return to the "lower centers" because when the image of night is gone so will its invitation to linger there be reduced ("no night" Rev.22:5 because of the everlasting light).

Conversely, if the priest was married and his member is no longer in charge of his destiny who would satisfy his girl?

The above makes celibacy a necessary condition for a priest (if indeed he is called to be a priest prior to ordination). This also proves oblivion on the part of others since only Catholicism is aware of this fact in Christendom.

tronvillain

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