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Badfish · 04-01-2003, 11:31 PM

Choof you later...

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Annabel Lee · 04-01-2003, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Praxiteles
Brogues?

G'night, sleep tight and don't let the house guests bite.

Ooroo!

Don't make fun of me. Irish accents..brogues. Did I spell it wrong Sir Silly?
Goodnight

Goodnight Badfish. Maybe tomorrow I'll ask the Calvinists if they worship the "UNHOLY ONE".

Badfish · 04-01-2003, 11:37 PM

Oh yeah Annabel, He threatened to bring the whole "cave", in that other thread and basically threatened to shred me.

So they are elitist and seem to be self righteous and smug, and I guess that agressiveness is consistent with the God they are promoting.

I hope they are not right about God.

I hope I'm not right about my grand play theory either..

Badfish · 04-01-2003, 11:39 PM

Ok, goodnight guys and gals.

SULPHUR · 04-02-2003, 02:10 AM

As a local I will come and watch the show.I will be the one booing every time you appear

Kassiana · 04-02-2003, 04:45 AM

Evil Pagan Most Blessed At Fundie Forum

In a surprise turn-around, a cat sacrificing Satan worshipping child of hell, a Pagan, who also dares to have some liberal points of view politically and socially, got more blessings than all the fundies combined.

"I don't get it!" complained ChilduvGod4ever. "I pray, I bash the evil atheists and Pagans, I support God even when he murders babies, and yet I only have 5000 blessings? Something must be wrong."

"I agree," agreed LuvHimMoreThanIceCream. "There has to be something wrong with this. Maybe we need to keep on saying we support God's murder of innocent babies in the Exodus and God will reward us."

The Pagan herself, surprised by the outpouring of support, showed up on the boards again to state how surprised she was. "I'm really surprised. I don't get it. What the heck? They don't even like me there. I don't support the war, I do support every person's right to own and enjoy erotica, and I think most Christianity is as portrayed in the movie 'Dogma'...it's being mourned, not enjoyed. What is happening? This is just wrong!"

A few Christians rejoiced. "She's being blessed by God and will then come to Jesus and make long, meaningless posts about how much she loves God and how bad anyone is who disagrees that this war is of God!" proclaimed RealWrongMan, a long-time member of CF. ACalvinistPoof agreed with him, adding, "God elects who he will, and even evil Satanists like this Pagan aren't exempt."

Long-time mischief makers on CF, like EverSmilinSexy, DecomposingIchthyoid, and AlienHotBabe, denied that the reason their blessings count went down was because they gave their blessings to the evil Pagan Sunshine. "Uh, I got warned again because I changed my religion to polyagnostic and GunninforyaSgt didn't like that," stated EverSmilinSexy, who then declared he had to go to the bathroom and did not come out again, even when we asked him to nicely.

Apparently this is a miracle. That's what one person said there. "It's a miracle," OneFineDayForBoating said. "Sure enough. I bet Sunshine will be yelling hosannas within a week."

--AP Wire, by Thed Harborn. Melissa Contreras contributed to this article.

Kassiana · 04-02-2003, 04:54 AM

Dateline: Off CF for now

Purposeful Ignoring Not Re-Started, Sunshine Says

The evil Pagan Sunshine hasn't been seen much around Christian Forums these days. The rumors have already been floating around.

"I think she's just scared to be around God," said IgnoranceIsBliss, a fundamentalist Christian member. "The holiness around here is too much for her."

One member, DecomposingIchthyoid, was unable to find her, and worried that this meant she was ignoring him. "She did do it before, and I hope she didn't again," he said.

Sunshine's reply to this reporter was simply that she was undergoing a lot of stress. "My idiot employer's out of town but he keeps on harassing me from there, anyhow. He 'reminded' me yesterday that I need to take out the garbage...what does he think, I'm too stupid to figure out when a trash can is full?" She laughed at the idea that she was scared to be around God. "No real God would scare me. Now, the fake Gods some people come up with who happily murder babies to gain glory for themselves..." She shuddered. "I'm not ignoring anyone, either, though...unless I'm 'ignoring' everyone by not going to CF for a while."

--By Thed Harborn

Smilin · 04-02-2003, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Karyn
Every bit of culture I have I learned from Warner Bros cartoons! Barber of Seville, the Valkyries, Swan Lake...

Christapo - I love it!!!

that le-meow.. always drove Pepe Le Pew crazy..
yet that flirtin cold hearted she-cat never would give up the goods..

I see how yah are kitten!

Personally,
I prefered Wile Coyote... I can relate to continuously falling off a cliff trying to perform supposed simple tasks at work... lol

Be well all!

Smilin · 04-02-2003, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Karyn
I saw the Calvinist sermon thingie - OMG they're some scary people (and I use 'people' loosely)

Calvinism vs. Badfishm...

That was a hoot!

Smilin · 04-02-2003, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Annabel Lee
I can do that.
You know what we should do? Get everyone to give all their blessing to Rae, just to piss off the mods.

I'm in..

while we're at it... anyone object to me taking a whizz on a few select mods?

I'm amazed they aren't required at least a basic training course in mannerisms, problem resolution techinques, dealing with trolls..etc..etc..

The funny thing is, the response to my protest was a basic admittance of the mod that she was new, a total idiot, and really had no clue what she was really doing (same mod that warned Rae)

I sit here now toying with the idea of forwarding it to Erwin with questions...

I vote we turn moderator duties over to those of the 'non-religious' variety...

seems fitting since they would hold no partiality to any religously-biased viewpoint.

04-02-2003, 02:10 AM	#435
SULPHUR Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: hobart,tasmania Posts: 551	oklahoma As a local I will come and watch the show.I will be the one booing every time you appear

04-02-2003, 04:45 AM	#436
Kassiana Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: USA Posts: 5,046	Hee hee hee... Evil Pagan Most Blessed At Fundie Forum In a surprise turn-around, a cat sacrificing Satan worshipping child of hell, a Pagan, who also dares to have some liberal points of view politically and socially, got more blessings than all the fundies combined. "I don't get it!" complained ChilduvGod4ever. "I pray, I bash the evil atheists and Pagans, I support God even when he murders babies, and yet I only have 5000 blessings? Something must be wrong." "I agree," agreed LuvHimMoreThanIceCream. "There has to be something wrong with this. Maybe we need to keep on saying we support God's murder of innocent babies in the Exodus and God will reward us." The Pagan herself, surprised by the outpouring of support, showed up on the boards again to state how surprised she was. "I'm really surprised. I don't get it. What the heck? They don't even like me there. I don't support the war, I do support every person's right to own and enjoy erotica, and I think most Christianity is as portrayed in the movie 'Dogma'...it's being mourned, not enjoyed. What is happening? This is just wrong!" A few Christians rejoiced. "She's being blessed by God and will then come to Jesus and make long, meaningless posts about how much she loves God and how bad anyone is who disagrees that this war is of God!" proclaimed RealWrongMan, a long-time member of CF. ACalvinistPoof agreed with him, adding, "God elects who he will, and even evil Satanists like this Pagan aren't exempt." Long-time mischief makers on CF, like EverSmilinSexy, DecomposingIchthyoid, and AlienHotBabe, denied that the reason their blessings count went down was because they gave their blessings to the evil Pagan Sunshine. "Uh, I got warned again because I changed my religion to polyagnostic and GunninforyaSgt didn't like that," stated EverSmilinSexy, who then declared he had to go to the bathroom and did not come out again, even when we asked him to nicely. Apparently this is a miracle. That's what one person said there. "It's a miracle," OneFineDayForBoating said. "Sure enough. I bet Sunshine will be yelling hosannas within a week." --AP Wire, by Thed Harborn. Melissa Contreras contributed to this article.

04-02-2003, 04:54 AM	#437
Kassiana Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: USA Posts: 5,046	Another AP Article Dateline: Off CF for now Purposeful Ignoring Not Re-Started, Sunshine Says The evil Pagan Sunshine hasn't been seen much around Christian Forums these days. The rumors have already been floating around. "I think she's just scared to be around God," said IgnoranceIsBliss, a fundamentalist Christian member. "The holiness around here is too much for her." One member, DecomposingIchthyoid, was unable to find her, and worried that this meant she was ignoring him. "She did do it before, and I hope she didn't again," he said. Sunshine's reply to this reporter was simply that she was undergoing a lot of stress. "My idiot employer's out of town but he keeps on harassing me from there, anyhow. He 'reminded' me yesterday that I need to take out the garbage...what does he think, I'm too stupid to figure out when a trash can is full?" She laughed at the idea that she was scared to be around God. "No real God would scare me. Now, the fake Gods some people come up with who happily murder babies to gain glory for themselves..." She shuddered. "I'm not ignoring anyone, either, though...unless I'm 'ignoring' everyone by not going to CF for a while." --By Thed Harborn

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04-01-2003, 11:31 PM	#431
Badfish Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Death Valley, CA Posts: 1,738	Choof you later... Right click on your mouse and choose "show picture" and the smiley will appear above. Weird.....

04-01-2003, 11:37 PM	#433
Badfish Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Death Valley, CA Posts: 1,738	Oh yeah Annabel, He threatened to bring the whole "cave", in that other thread and basically threatened to shred me. So they are elitist and seem to be self righteous and smug, and I guess that agressiveness is consistent with the God they are promoting. I hope they are not right about God. I hope I'm not right about my grand play theory either..

04-01-2003, 11:39 PM	#434
Badfish Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Death Valley, CA Posts: 1,738	Ok, goodnight guys and gals.

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