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David Mathews · 07-08-2002, 07:27 AM

Addressed to Atheists, Agnostics & All Those Who Do Not Value Their Eternal Soul:

Whereas the aforementioned people do not value their souls, and some either do not know that they have an eternal soul or they do not deny that they have an eternal soul;

and consistent with the authority which God has granted to me:

I inform you that I have taken possession of your soul, and that my possession of your soul is absolute, perpetual and irrevokable;

and that as my possession I can and will deliver all these souls to God, so that He may do them whatever He wishes.

As of noon EST, July 8th, 2002, this decision is final and unappealable. Thanks for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

David Mathews
<a href="http://www.geocities.com/dmathew1" target="_blank">David Mathews' Home Page</a>

ohwilleke · 07-08-2002, 07:30 AM

Mods -- please send this to the Rants and Raves or delete this thread.

Mageth · 07-08-2002, 07:34 AM

That is one of the most idiotic posts I've seen on this board.

And it sure doesn't belong in Philosophy. I predict it's off to RRP...

Mu · 07-08-2002, 08:34 AM

What are you doing...Dave ?

My mind is going, Dave...

I...can...feel...it....

Cue Also Sprach Zarathustra, and much clubbing with bones.

Keep up the medication Mr.Mathews. Your homepage is a hoot !

AtlanticCitySlave · 07-08-2002, 08:58 AM

Better watch it Dave, I think you're starting to sink into the "Men In White Coats Are Taking Me Away" stage.

beachbum · 07-08-2002, 09:52 AM

Dear David

I am torn between two responses:

"Who gives a shit?"

"If you can find it, you can have it."

and

"Fuck Off."

I think I choose the third.

Ojuice5001 · 07-08-2002, 10:10 AM

My soul belongs to the Roman goddess Postverta. Your god has no power over me.

Abacus · 07-08-2002, 10:12 AM

What's a soul?

TooBad · 07-08-2002, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by David Mathews:
<strong>Thanks for your cooperation.
</strong>

I honestly can't help liking David. Even when he's appropriating your immortal soul, he remembers to do it politely.

Starspun · 07-08-2002, 10:20 AM

All your souls are belong to us!

maybe that comment will send this to the forum it belongs.

Are we sure this isn't Douglas jender Bender?

07-08-2002, 07:27 AM	#1
David Mathews Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: st. petersburg Posts: 622	I Own Your Soul Addressed to Atheists, Agnostics & All Those Who Do Not Value Their Eternal Soul: Whereas the aforementioned people do not value their souls, and some either do not know that they have an eternal soul or they do not deny that they have an eternal soul; and consistent with the authority which God has granted to me: I inform you that I have taken possession of your soul, and that my possession of your soul is absolute, perpetual and irrevokable; and that as my possession I can and will deliver all these souls to God, so that He may do them whatever He wishes. As of noon EST, July 8th, 2002, this decision is final and unappealable. Thanks for your cooperation. Sincerely, David Mathews <a href="http://www.geocities.com/dmathew1" target="_blank">David Mathews' Home Page</a>

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07-08-2002, 07:30 AM	#2
ohwilleke Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Denver, Colorado, USA Posts: 4,834	Mods -- please send this to the Rants and Raves or delete this thread.

07-08-2002, 07:34 AM	#3
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	That is one of the most idiotic posts I've seen on this board. And it sure doesn't belong in Philosophy. I predict it's off to RRP...

07-08-2002, 08:34 AM	#4
Mu Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: UK Posts: 31	What are you doing...Dave ? My mind is going, Dave... I...can...feel...it.... Cue Also Sprach Zarathustra, and much clubbing with bones. Keep up the medication Mr.Mathews. Your homepage is a hoot !

07-08-2002, 08:58 AM	#5
AtlanticCitySlave Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 251	Better watch it Dave, I think you're starting to sink into the "Men In White Coats Are Taking Me Away" stage.

07-08-2002, 09:52 AM	#6
beachbum Beloved Deceased Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cocoa Beach, FL Posts: 864	Dear David I am torn between two responses: "Who gives a shit?" "If you can find it, you can have it." and "Fuck Off." I think I choose the third.

07-08-2002, 10:10 AM	#7
Ojuice5001 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A city in Florida that I love Posts: 3,416	My soul belongs to the Roman goddess Postverta. Your god has no power over me.

07-08-2002, 10:12 AM	#8
Abacus Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,214	What's a soul?

07-08-2002, 10:20 AM	#10
Starspun Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 334	All your souls are belong to us! maybe that comment will send this to the forum it belongs. Are we sure this isn't Douglas jender Bender?

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