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08-07-2003, 05:17 AM | #1 |
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What If The Germans Are Right?
I have been having an argument with a German about God and he say's he's called Got, and that he lives in a himmel. What if he is right after all? The Germans don't make many mistakes except picking the wrong side in world wars. I can't see him calling himself Dieu though, it doesn't even sound like God. But that's the French for you. Who is right? We should check it out. We dont want to all end up in Hölle.
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I think Christians across the globe should assemble in Yorkshire and hold a second Synod of Whitby to agree a univeral name for their deity..
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If its true what they say about German efficiency, I wager we shoud all start worshipping this Got.
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Why don't we just pray and ask him ourself?
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Ahem. Them german word for god is Gott, with 2 "t"s. And Himmel is a noun and should thus be capitalized. And it's "we don't want to end up in der Hölle.
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08-07-2003, 01:53 PM | #6 |
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Now you know, Boro!
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O Du allmächtiger Gott! Vergib uns unsere Sünden, denn wir alle haben vor Dir gesündet. Erbarme Dich, lieber Herr. Wir sehnen uns nach Deinem Gruß. Erlöse uns vom bösen Denken, und bekomm die Tränen unseres gebrochenen Herzens.
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I certainly hope not. I don't want to end up eating sauerkraut, red cabbage and endless variations of pork for the rest of eternity.
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Sheriff Bueford T. Justice: "The goddamn Germans got nothing to do with this!"
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Re: What If The Germans Are Right?
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So, unless he goes screaming overhead riding a V2, let's just ignore this Gott, OK? |
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