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seanie · 10-02-2002, 06:06 AM

Try chocolate.

MadMordigan · 10-02-2002, 10:04 AM

Try chocolate

Try getting chocolate without cash.

Shake · 10-02-2002, 10:40 AM

Quote:

do you just wolf down your fetticini alfredo and breadsticks just so you can gobble up the peice of chocolate cake at the end?

Chocolate?! *ears perk up* Where? Why bother with the fettucini alfredo and breadsticks when there's a piece of chocolate cake around?

DarkDruid · 10-02-2002, 12:22 PM

^
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Because you want a quality meal, damnit! And stop being a spellchecker.

As for the key to satisfying a woman, follow these steps.

1. Remove spine.
2. Throw out spine.
3. Do whatever woman tells you.

Boro Nut · 10-03-2002, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MadMordigan:
<strong>At a later age, I still have no idea what a woman needs to be satisfied.</strong>

Look on the bright side. Neither do women. Forget chocolates and cash, as soon as they invent a vibrator that can get a round of drinks in we'll all be obsolete.

Boro Nut

Glory · 10-03-2002, 09:15 AM

I still want money and chocolate.

Glory

Coragyps · 10-03-2002, 09:59 AM

Back to the OP: "What is wrong with masturbation?"

1) The social tabu on practicing it while watching cheerleader practice
and
2) My tennis elbow.

Amen-Moses · 10-03-2002, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by Coragyps:
1) The social tabu on practicing it while watching cheerleader practice

Probably why we don't have cheerleaders in the UK.

2) My tennis elbow.

Hold the tweezers in the other hand occasionally!

Amen-Moses

99Percent · 10-03-2002, 05:00 PM

Thats enough inaneness for now. If you still want to continue discussing the morality of masturbation, open another topic.

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10-02-2002, 06:06 AM	#51
seanie Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edinburgh. Scotland Posts: 2,532	Try chocolate.

10-02-2002, 10:04 AM	#52
MadMordigan Beloved Deceased Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Vancouver BC Canada Posts: 2,704	Try chocolate Try getting chocolate without cash.

10-02-2002, 12:22 PM	#54
DarkDruid Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 131	^ \| Because you want a quality meal, damnit! And stop being a spellchecker. As for the key to satisfying a woman, follow these steps. 1. Remove spine. 2. Throw out spine. 3. Do whatever woman tells you.

10-03-2002, 09:15 AM	#56
Glory Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: b Posts: 673	I still want money and chocolate. Glory

10-03-2002, 09:59 AM	#57
Coragyps Veteran Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Snyder,Texas,USA Posts: 4,411	Back to the OP: "What is wrong with masturbation?" 1) The social tabu on practicing it while watching cheerleader practice and 2) My tennis elbow.

10-03-2002, 10:03 AM	#58
Amen-Moses Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Portsmouth, England Posts: 4,652	Originally posted by Coragyps: 1) The social tabu on practicing it while watching cheerleader practice Probably why we don't have cheerleaders in the UK. 2) My tennis elbow. Hold the tweezers in the other hand occasionally! Amen-Moses

10-03-2002, 05:00 PM	#59
99Percent Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: my mind Posts: 5,996	Thats enough inaneness for now. If you still want to continue discussing the morality of masturbation, open another topic.

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