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Ronin · 01-07-2003, 05:22 PM

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Truly, you must learn to sing the Ave Maria so you can bless the land of your birth now that is now regained in a land of your own.

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Oh my poor poor Ronin who must sing the Ave maria... at this point you need the flavor of Heavenly Hash and Rocky Road both !

Let me get this straight ~ an obscure catholic and an vague christian are recommending that a savage heathen, having had his culture and heritage subverted by their cult, should sing a song to one of their non-existent sub-deities in order to find solace?!

I truly cannot decide if you are both just despicable representations of your mindsnaring institutions or just licking toads.

01-07-2003, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Sabine Grant
Oh my poor poor Ronin who must sing the Ave maria... at this point you need the flavor of Heavenly Hash and Rocky Road both !
( no pun intended on the hash part of the heavenly).....

Yes, Ave Maria with a capital M.

01-07-2003, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Ronin
Let me get this straight ~ an obscure catholic and an vague christian are recommending that a savage heathen, having had his culture and heritage subverted by their cult, should sing a song to one of their non-existent sub-deities in order to find solace?!
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This depends on where you are writing from but if you live anywhere in Christendom that will be the only way. Why else do you think we crowned her queen of heaven and earth.

openeyes · 01-07-2003, 10:04 PM

Corona688 wrote in response to a posting by Amos

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I'd argue, but I've got absolutely no idea what you're saying...

Whew, it's good to know I'm not the only one who feels that way about Amos' posts!

Ronin · 01-07-2003, 10:28 PM

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This depends on where you are writing from but if you live anywhere in Christendom that will be the only way. Why else do you think we crowned her queen of heaven and earth.

Nope, sorry ~ still can't decide...leaning heavily toward the freaky froggy, however.

So, is she her own husband's mother or what?

01-07-2003, 10:45 PM

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So, is she her own husband's mother or what?

As a matter of fact yes. The bride is her 'husbands' mother and he is the 'father' of the son that made him man. I'll give you a hint here. Why do you think Joseph came for the body of Jesus? Because it was his own.

Ronin · 01-07-2003, 10:53 PM

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As a matter of fact yes. The bride is her 'husbands' mother and he is the 'father' of the son that made him man. I'll give you a hint here. Why do you think Joseph came for the body of Jesus? Because it was his own.

Got it...toads it is, then ~ carry on, Amos, my wayward son.

Bree · 01-07-2003, 11:04 PM

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Why do you think Joseph came for the body of Jesus? Because it was his own.

So Jesus and Joseph are the same person?

seebs · 01-07-2003, 11:26 PM

Since this is getting weird and impenetrable, I'd like to remind you all that, if you really want to understand the Catholic Church, Tom Lehrer's "The Vatican Rag" is the only way to go.

First you get down on your knees /
Fiddle with your rosaries /
Bow your head with great respect and /
Genuflect genuflect genuflect genuflect

Ronin · 01-08-2003, 12:02 AM

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Since this is getting weird and impenetrable, I'd like to remind you all that, if you really want to understand the Catholic Church, Tom Lehrer's "The Vatican Rag" is the only way to go.

I was thinking more along the lines of Father Jack ~

...call me old fashioned.

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seebs Contributor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Saint Paul, MN Posts: 24,524	Since this is getting weird and impenetrable, I'd like to remind you all that, if you really want to understand the Catholic Church, Tom Lehrer's "The Vatican Rag" is the only way to go. First you get down on your knees / Fiddle with your rosaries / Bow your head with great respect and / Genuflect genuflect genuflect genuflect

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