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01-29-2002, 08:20 AM | #1 |
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"Psychic" Sylvia Browne's predictions
Sylvia Browne “Noted Psychic and Spiritual Advisor” has made predictions for the next 100 years. <a href="http://www.sylvia.org/home/2000plus.cfm" target="_blank">http://www.sylvia.org/home/2000plus.cfm</a>
My comments in CAPS. A FEW NO-BRAINERS TO START: Eradication of cancer as we know it, using sound waves, photo sensitive drug therapy, and "self-addicting" cells. Robotic houses, controlled by computerized switchboard. Electrical cars with flotation ability for water travel to bypass freeways. Houses made from pressed paper with plastic coatings; interchangeable walls New exercise equipment that you sit or stand in, and it literally stimulates your muscles with electricity to achieve the same effect as physical exercise. PRETTY BLAND SO FAR. Execution for the death penalty will become a complete vaporization of the body. People will be able to simply "walk out" of their bodies upon death. SOOOO, I CAN WALK OUT OF MY VAPORIZED BODY? There will be no US Presidency; our government will go back to a Greek Senate structure. No separate governments, one planetary government will form. CAN BOTH OF THESE POSSIBLY COME TRUE? After 2050, the "Age of the Messiah" is upon us. People turn totally toward Spirituality, peace will rein for a long time. People will return to community living, loving each other, and working together. Treatment for depression and mood disorders will come from a "control chamber" that emits sensory stimulation gently to the brain, including certain smells, which will elevate mood. HMMM, I WONDER WHY ONE WOULD NEED TREATMENT FOR DEPRESSION AFTER 2050? Addictions will be a thing of the past because of a brain stimulation, which eradicates all addictions, with no side effects. WONDER IF THIS WILL INCLUDE ADDICTION TO SPIRITUALITY? West Coast goes under in 2026. Parts of the East Coast also get inundated. Tsunamis will wipe out a large portion of Japan. The Hawaiian Islands will have upheaval and be the site of a large new landmass. Atlantis will begin to show itself by 2023 and be fully visible by 2026. DAMN, THERE GOES MY BEACH FRONT PROPERTY IN HAWAII. IF I TRADE IT FOR PROPERTY IN THE ROCKIES WILL IT BECOME BEACHFRONT? Great earth changes will occur and germ warfare will be used before the world finds peace. No world war is coming, but lots of civil disorder and small skirmishes. No nuclear holocaust. SMALL SKIRMISHES WITH GERM WARFARE! Peace will last from 2050 until 2100, and then I see nothing beyond, which could mean "the end will come like a thief in the night." Toward the end of things, the veil separating our world from The Other Side will thin, so much so that most people will see decease loved ones and speak with their Spirit Guides. There will be many false prophets that rise up proclaiming to be Jesus on Earth, and try to lead people astray. We are already seeing this in the big rise of occultism. People will again find Spirituality, not so much in organized religion, but in the spiritual brotherhood of coming together and finding their Temple within. NO COMMENT. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST… Aliens will begin to show themselves in the year 2010, they will not harm us, they simply want to see what we are doing to this planet. They will teach us how to use anti-gravity devices again, such as they did for the pyramids. ALSO NO COMMENT. |
01-29-2002, 10:54 AM | #2 |
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Hmmmm, interesting to note that she will be dead when most of these predictions are supposed to come true. Even though she looks like something that was dug up out of a grave, she must be able to live at least until 2010 when our alien friends begin to arrive. Will this failed prediction cause her to lose any fans? Sadly, I doubt it.
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I rather liked Third floor of houses have rollback roofs to allow Hovercrafts to come and go.
The initial 20 foot drop to the ground should be interesting. I presume she didn't really mean hovercraft, as in air cushion vehicle, but I couldn't get the image out of my mind. |
01-29-2002, 12:58 PM | #4 |
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Yes, Sylvia Browne ... <a href="http://www.geocities.com/labrys_bh/false/falsesylvia.html" target="_blank">a woman with *such* a great track record!</a> I'm sure the future will be just as she sees it .
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Help, my hovercraft is full of eels !
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What does the picture to the right represent ? I don't recognize it.
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Hmm..yes, I'm not sure. A peanut? A hamburger bun?
Maybe it never got invented... |
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