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hezekiah jones · 03-16-2003, 07:19 AM

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According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.

However, the Christian witness, who finally butchered and sold the fish, believes the carp was the Devil.

Word is made flesh

ajm51987 · 03-16-2003, 09:28 AM

That hilarious, but sad at the same time.

Yellum Notnef · 03-16-2003, 09:47 AM

Imagine God is in Heaven trying to choose the next vehicle for human communication. Hm. Which one has more credibility?

<<<God thinking>>>theists who participate at II....carp......theists who participate at II....carp.......theists who participate at II....carp.......theists who participate at II....carp........<<<God thinking>>>

Carp it is!

<<edited because It's probably not very nice to mention specific names>>

beth · 03-16-2003, 12:54 PM

This would have been more funny and less frightening if it had been an article for The Onion.

Fiach · 03-16-2003, 02:15 PM

A fish caught in the Atlantic was brought to New York and was being prepared for slicing into Gefilte Fish when the fish started shouting warnings about the end of the world, in Hebrew. The Jewish sect of 7000 people see it a a messiah, God himself. But they ate him anyway.

http://www.observer.co.uk/internatio...915125,00.html

Fiach

CALDONIA · 03-16-2003, 02:24 PM

They ate the fish?

Shouldn't they have crucified it first?

Bill Snedden · 03-17-2003, 07:30 AM

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One gefilte company has considered changing it's slogan to: 'Our fish speaks for itself.'

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Proxima Centauri · 03-17-2003, 10:33 AM

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According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.

Now how much have sales at the New Square Fish Market increased because of this 'miracle'?
Certainly some people are really scared. Does it all look a bit fishy to you?

03-16-2003, 09:47 AM	#3
Yellum Notnef Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Gone Posts: 4,676	It makes sense in a way Imagine God is in Heaven trying to choose the next vehicle for human communication. Hm. Which one has more credibility? <<<God thinking>>>theists who participate at II....carp......theists who participate at II....carp.......theists who participate at II....carp.......theists who participate at II....carp........<<<God thinking>>> Carp it is! <<edited because It's probably not very nice to mention specific names>>

03-16-2003, 02:15 PM	#5
Fiach Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Scotland, UK Posts: 602	God returns as a fish A fish caught in the Atlantic was brought to New York and was being prepared for slicing into Gefilte Fish when the fish started shouting warnings about the end of the world, in Hebrew. The Jewish sect of 7000 people see it a a messiah, God himself. But they ate him anyway. http://www.observer.co.uk/internatio...915125,00.html Fiach

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03-16-2003, 09:28 AM	#2
ajm51987 Regular Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, USA Posts: 245	That hilarious, but sad at the same time.

03-16-2003, 12:54 PM	#4
beth Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: where orange blossoms bloom... Posts: 1,802	This would have been more funny and less frightening if it had been an article for The Onion.

03-16-2003, 02:24 PM	#6
CALDONIA Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunnyvale,CA Posts: 371	They ate the fish? Shouldn't they have crucified it first?

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