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winstonjen · 08-14-2003, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Biff the unclean
And once again you claim to be following the bible, yet once again you change what the bible says into what you want it to say.
That's not faith, that's egotism.

I personally can't see the difference between the two.

Doctor X · 08-14-2003, 01:10 AM

lunachick:

You should inform him that Polyester works through him. . . .

--J.D.

Secular Pinoy · 08-14-2003, 01:16 AM

LOL, Biff that post is funny!

Doctor X · 08-14-2003, 01:20 AM

If it ever rains hamsters we can elevate him as Messiah . . . of course we have to execute him first. . . .

--J.D.

lunachick · 08-14-2003, 01:30 AM

If it's raining hampsters, should we call them lemmings?

Or just their followers...

winstonjen · 08-14-2003, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lunachick
If it's raining hampsters, should we call them lemmings?

Or just their followers...

How about zombies? Day of resurrection, and everything.

Doctor X · 08-14-2003, 01:53 AM

Right . . . so we await the Day of the Lemmings when the Chosen follow over the cliff . . . followed by Day of the Dead where George A. Romero's career rises with the dead to feed on those "left behind. . . ."

Not bad.

Biff? Any idea on how you want to go? Hanging and nailing to things is "traditional." Avoid cremation since it makes rising three days later in two day that much more difficult.

--J.D.

Biff the unclean · 08-14-2003, 09:47 AM

Yes, I would like to die of "excess" please. For I say unto thee that nothing succeeds like excess.
I would come again in three days, but to get the good fares you have to stay over a weekend

Doctor X · 08-14-2003, 03:52 PM

Death by felatio?

Has its attractions:

1. New meaning to "come again" and "rises again."
2. Lots of screaming of "MY GOD!!"
3. Will CERTAINLY convince followers to "follow in my way."
4. Just imagine the symbol. . . .
5. "And the cock crowed three times. . . ."
6. Judas was hung. . . .
7. Pilate has to wash his hands "afterwards."

Hmmmmmm . . . maybe Mark90350%$! has soomething. . . .

--J.D.

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08-14-2003, 01:10 AM	#62
Doctor X Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,794	lunachick: You should inform him that Polyester works through him. . . . --J.D.

08-14-2003, 01:16 AM	#63
Secular Pinoy Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Quezon City, Philippines Posts: 1,994	LOL, Biff that post is funny!

08-14-2003, 01:20 AM	#64
Doctor X Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,794	If it ever rains hamsters we can elevate him as Messiah . . . of course we have to execute him first. . . . --J.D.

08-14-2003, 01:30 AM	#65
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	If it's raining hampsters, should we call them lemmings? Or just their followers...

08-14-2003, 01:53 AM	#67
Doctor X Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,794	Right . . . so we await the Day of the Lemmings when the Chosen follow over the cliff . . . followed by Day of the Dead where George A. Romero's career rises with the dead to feed on those "left behind. . . ." Not bad. Biff? Any idea on how you want to go? Hanging and nailing to things is "traditional." Avoid cremation since it makes rising three days later in two day that much more difficult. --J.D.

08-14-2003, 09:47 AM	#68
Biff the unclean Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: an inaccessible island fortress Posts: 10,638	Yes, I would like to die of "excess" please. For I say unto thee that nothing succeeds like excess. I would come again in three days, but to get the good fares you have to stay over a weekend

08-14-2003, 03:52 PM	#69
Doctor X Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: USA Posts: 3,794	Death by felatio? Has its attractions: 1. New meaning to "come again" and "rises again." 2. Lots of screaming of "MY GOD!!" 3. Will CERTAINLY convince followers to "follow in my way." 4. Just imagine the symbol. . . . 5. "And the cock crowed three times. . . ." 6. Judas was hung. . . . 7. Pilate has to wash his hands "afterwards." Hmmmmmm . . . maybe Mark90350%$! has soomething. . . . --J.D.

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