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Brian Tamariki · 01-28-2002, 12:14 PM

Hello

I'm in the news again, this time advocating that the science of 'Flat-Earthism' be taught in schools.

Read the article here:
<a href="http://www.thekumara.com/religion/flatearth.html" target="_blank">http://www.thekumara.com/religion/flatearth.html</a>

Yours sincerely
Pastor Brian Tamariki
Density Christian Life Community Fellowship

Imhotehp · 01-28-2002, 12:25 PM

"science of flat-earthism"...

and the oxymoron award of the day goes to...

Mecha_Dude · 01-28-2002, 12:25 PM

Hhhhheeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Mmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn...

[ January 28, 2002: Message edited by: Mecha_Dude ]

Toto · 01-28-2002, 12:56 PM

<a href="http://www.thekumara.com/religion/hero.html" target="_blank">Offering up your virgin daughters at a gay rights parade</a> is just going too far. . . towards getting this bumped to the Humor section.

GunnerJ · 01-28-2002, 03:17 PM

Oh, wow! I guess this guy got made fun of in school and decided he liked it! Why else would he adopt such a ridiculous position?

BTW, being reported on your own website doesn't amount to being "in the news."

Here's a funny quote:

Quote:

"...The earth itself sits on pillars, above the Great Sea which is below and around the Earth (1 Sam 2:8; Isa 51:13, 16; Jer 31:37; Prov 8:29; Job 38:4-6). When you feel an earthquake, this has nothing to do with that teutonic plate myth but, more germanely, the Bible tells us that God is angry, and is shaking the pillars on which the earth sits

Oh, those evil Germans and their lies! Hey, doofus, if you're going to make a book full of bullshit, at least spell the words out correctly.

Brian Tamariki · 01-28-2002, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rimstalker:
Here's a funny quote:
"...When you feel an earthquake, this has nothing to do with that teutonic plate myth but, more germanely..."

Oh, those evil Germans and their lies! Hey, doofus, if you're going to make a book full of bullshit, at least spell the words out correctly.

'teutonic'... 'germanely'... I feel such a doofus ;-)

bgponder · 01-28-2002, 03:50 PM

Pastor Tamariki:

Yo' momma must be proud of you. I would offer up something ad hominem, if you were really arguing anything, rather than just posting your "science" flashes in a place where you are assured of at least some response to your views. It must give you a laugh to get a momentary rise out of people who generally know what science really is--I suppose in that, it is a good thing. Be happy, Pastor! Gawd bless.

Peace, non-flat cornbread, Barry

(edited fer fereign spellin)

[ January 28, 2002: Message edited by: bgponder ]

Toto · 01-28-2002, 04:13 PM

uh, did some of you catch on that this is satire?

bgponder · 01-28-2002, 04:26 PM

Pastor Tamariki:

I should've read your profile. I stand abashed before your rhubarb.

Quote:

uh, did some of you catch on that this is satire?

Apparently not, Toto!! Y'all please laugh with me, not just at me, M'kay?

Peace, red-faced cornbread Barry

[ January 28, 2002: Message edited by: bgponder ]

Brian Tamariki · 01-28-2002, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bgponder:

Peace, red-faced cornbread Barry]

And people say it wasn't subtle!!...

01-28-2002, 12:14 PM	#1
Brian Tamariki Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Rhubarb, British Virgin Islands Posts: 8	Is the earth flat?? "YES" says the Bible! Hello I'm in the news again, this time advocating that the science of 'Flat-Earthism' be taught in schools. Read the article here: <a href="http://www.thekumara.com/religion/flatearth.html" target="_blank">http://www.thekumara.com/religion/flatearth.html</a> Yours sincerely Pastor Brian Tamariki Density Christian Life Community Fellowship

01-28-2002, 12:25 PM	#3
Mecha_Dude Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Everywhere... I'm Watching you... Posts: 1,019	Hhhhheeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Mmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn... [ January 28, 2002: Message edited by: Mecha_Dude ]</p>

01-28-2002, 03:50 PM	#7
bgponder Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 156	Pastor Tamariki: Yo' momma must be proud of you. I would offer up something ad hominem, if you were really arguing anything, rather than just posting your "science" flashes in a place where you are assured of at least some response to your views. It must give you a laugh to get a momentary rise out of people who generally know what science really is--I suppose in that, it is a good thing. Be happy, Pastor! Gawd bless. Peace, non-flat cornbread, Barry (edited fer fereign spellin) [ January 28, 2002: Message edited by: bgponder ]</p>

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Imhotehp Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The milky way galaxy Posts: 159	"science of flat-earthism"... and the oxymoron award of the day goes to...

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Toto Contributor Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Los Angeles area Posts: 40,549	<a href="http://www.thekumara.com/religion/hero.html" target="_blank">Offering up your virgin daughters at a gay rights parade</a> is just going too far. . . towards getting this bumped to the Humor section.

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Toto Contributor Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Los Angeles area Posts: 40,549	uh, did some of you catch on that this is satire?

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