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blame_the_gods · 01-28-2002, 05:53 AM

While trying to calm The Crying Child... I switched on the Idiot Box (I know, hopeless sinner that I am - but, only rarely!) for back-ground noise and what did I spy with my Wide-Open Eyes?

Well, it was the new shameless idol-worshipper's animated Homo-on-Welfare Icon series: Animatedbible.com (which redirects you to <a href="http://www.nestfamily.com/store/NM_product_detail.asp)." target="_blank">http://www.nestfamily.com/store/NM_product_detail.asp).</a> And, while seeing this on a Sunday should come as no surprise... The actual images CERTAINLY WERE!

Really, folks, they had this cartoon character with BLUE EYES!!! Apparently Mullah Robertson and Ayatollah Falwell have not given up on the concept of the "Gentilificated Jew"! I cannot believe (wait, with Fricitans, yes, yes I can) they are willing to perpetuate this INSANE corruption.

Sorry, just needed to rant, now that I am back to work (barely!) and have no screamin' bundle of joy to distract me...

Side note: I have been pondering bumper-stickers for my neighborhood (Land-O' Fish)...

An Unbroken Hymen,
A Miniscule Phallus:
Viola! Virgin Birth!

or

Fundamentalism:
Ignorance,
Stupidity &
Hate
Y...

Too much?

blame_the_gods · 01-28-2002, 07:12 AM

Hmmmm, no takers... Oh, well. At least he didn't have BLONDE hair!

Mad Kally · 01-28-2002, 10:00 AM

When I was very young my fundie mother gave me little picture books that showed Jebus with blue eyes and a crew cut.

blame_the_gods · 01-28-2002, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mad Kally:
<strong>When I was very young my fundie mother gave me little picture books that showed Jebus with blue eyes and a crew cut.</strong>

A CREW-CUT? Wholly Shit, that is worse than even I could have imagined.

Between you and me, I don't think I would have taken Him as my Gay Lover, without those long flowing locks of nappy/kinky black hair... Besides, short hair would only serve to exagerate that BIG-ASS honkin' NOSE of his (He told me he liked his hair long to hide the (nasal) disgrace of having his mother raped by a short-dicked Roman Soldier...)

Jeheeemoose with a CREW-CUT, what will they think of next?

-DM- · 01-29-2002, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mad Kally:
When I was very young my fundie mother gave me little picture books that showed Jebus with blue eyes and a crew cut.

According to what I have read, the Jews of Jesus' time did wear their hair short; thus, if Jesus had long hair, he would have been an odd-ball, standing out in the crowd so that it is unlikely that anyone would have to point him out.

--Don--

-DM- · 01-29-2002, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blame_the_gods:
An Unbroken Hymen,
A Miniscule Phallus:
Viola! Virgin Birth!

Virgin conception perhaps, but virgin birth? Something would have to give.

--Don--

Thor Q. Mada · 01-29-2002, 06:07 PM

Well, most likely jezus and his compatriots (if they ever existed) would in our eyes have looked like a bunch of today's taleban minus the kalasnikov's and rocket launchers.
You wouldn't want to be associated with them , and most definitely they would have been refused asylum in australia.
A jezus with bleue eyes is normal. I mean, the whole story is an invention, so why not go that little step further.

lpetrich · 01-31-2002, 03:48 AM

Just more evidence of Xenophanes's Law -- Xenophanes noted that people always think that the gods physically resemble them and wear the same sort of clothes as them.

As if they were created in the likeness of their worshippers.

01-28-2002, 05:53 AM	#1
blame_the_gods Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Colorado Posts: 775	ahhhh, the blue-eyed JeHeezus While trying to calm The Crying Child... I switched on the Idiot Box (I know, hopeless sinner that I am - but, only rarely!) for back-ground noise and what did I spy with my Wide-Open Eyes? Well, it was the new shameless idol-worshipper's animated Homo-on-Welfare Icon series: Animatedbible.com (which redirects you to <a href="http://www.nestfamily.com/store/NM_product_detail.asp)." target="_blank">http://www.nestfamily.com/store/NM_product_detail.asp).</a> And, while seeing this on a Sunday should come as no surprise... The actual images CERTAINLY WERE! Really, folks, they had this cartoon character with BLUE EYES!!! Apparently Mullah Robertson and Ayatollah Falwell have not given up on the concept of the "Gentilificated Jew"! I cannot believe (wait, with Fricitans, yes, yes I can) they are willing to perpetuate this INSANE corruption. Sorry, just needed to rant, now that I am back to work (barely!) and have no screamin' bundle of joy to distract me... Side note: I have been pondering bumper-stickers for my neighborhood (Land-O' Fish)... An Unbroken Hymen, A Miniscule Phallus: Viola! Virgin Birth! or Fundamentalism: Ignorance, Stupidity & Hate Y... Too much?

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01-28-2002, 07:12 AM	#2
blame_the_gods Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Colorado Posts: 775	Hmmmm, no takers... Oh, well. At least he didn't have BLONDE hair!

01-28-2002, 10:00 AM	#3
Mad Kally Banned Join Date: May 2001 Location: LALA Land in California Posts: 3,764	When I was very young my fundie mother gave me little picture books that showed Jebus with blue eyes and a crew cut.

01-29-2002, 06:07 PM	#7
Thor Q. Mada Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Asia Posts: 3,558	Well, most likely jezus and his compatriots (if they ever existed) would in our eyes have looked like a bunch of today's taleban minus the kalasnikov's and rocket launchers. You wouldn't want to be associated with them , and most definitely they would have been refused asylum in australia. A jezus with bleue eyes is normal. I mean, the whole story is an invention, so why not go that little step further.

01-31-2002, 03:48 AM	#8
lpetrich Contributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Lebanon, OR, USA Posts: 16,829	Just more evidence of Xenophanes's Law -- Xenophanes noted that people always think that the gods physically resemble them and wear the same sort of clothes as them. As if they were created in the likeness of their worshippers.

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