dimossi

In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
(a) Olga Corbett
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwartzeneger
(d) Muslim extremists

In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim extremists

During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
(a) John Dillinger
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts
(d) Muslim extremists

In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) Pee Wee Herman
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim extremists

In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(b) Davy Jones
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim extremists

In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
(a) Captain Kid
(b) Charles Lindberg
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim extremists

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Scooby Doo
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.
(d) Muslim extremists

In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
(a) Richard Simmons
(b) Grandma Moses
(c) Michael Jordan
(d) Muslim extremists

In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote to promote Summer Slam
(d) Muslim extremists

On 9-11-2001, four airliners were hijacked, smashed into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and thousands of people were killed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim extremists

The USS Cole was attacked by:
(a) Enron
(b) The Lutheran Church
(c) The NFL
(d) Muslim extremists

In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim extremists


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Of course (d) is the answer for all items. I would like to see a similar quiz showing events where Christian extemists were involved as well.

Boro Nut

Would that be Ronny Corbett's daughter? I thought she was a social worker, not a terrorist. And she was called Helga. Perhaps it was a vain attempt to hide her true identity so her fellow case workers wouldn't be upset that she was a terrorist and her fellow terrorists would not run a mile because she was a social worker.

Boro Nut

Mecha_Dude

1. Who tortured muslims and jews during the middle ages?
A) The man behind the curtain
B) George W. Bush
C) The voices inside your head
D) Christians extremists

2. Who kills abortion doctors?
A) Larry Bird
B) Cousin Vinny
C) Tom Cruise
D) Christian extremists

3. Who parades "God hates fags" outside the funeral of a homosexual?
A) Mary Poppins
B) Alfred Hitchcock
C) The Chicken of Angor
D) Christian extremists

4) Who lynched blacks throughout the 20th century?
A) Barnie
B) Some guy on the street named Phil
C) Elvis Presley
D) Christian Extremists

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Godless Dave

In 1692, 24 innocent people in Salem Town, Massachusetts, were executed by:

a) Harry Potter
b) the State of Texas
c) American Indians
d) Christian extremists

dimossi

Who performed the Massacre of Sand Creek in 1864, where in a Cheyenne village of about 600, mostly women and children, were almost all slaughtered?
A) Samuel Clemens
B) Clarence Darrow
C) Red Hot Chili Peppers
D) Christian extremists

PopeInTheWoods

In 2001, blame for the aforementioned muslim terrorist hijackings was placed on "secularists and abortionists" by:

a) O.J. Simpson
b) Bart Simpson
c) Stimpson J. Cat
d) xian xtremists

Daydreamer

The bloody Crusades to take back Jerusalem by slaughtering all Arabs who resisted was the work of:
(a)Madalyn Murray O'Hair
(b)George W. Bush (aka The Shrub)
(c)Socrates
(d)Christian Extremists

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Vorkosigan

Bruno was burned by
(1) barbecue enthusiasts
(2) New guinea cannibals
(3) firemen
(4) Xtian extremists

In northeastern India, other religionists are forbidden, harassed, and tortured by rebels who are
(1) university regents
(2) football stars
(3) cat owners
(4) Xtian extremists

Vorkosigan

looks like MRD to me

Vorkosigan

Godless Dave

Yitzak Rabin was assassinated by:

A) a Muslim extremist
B) a Hindu extremist
C) John Wilkes Boothe
D) a Jewish extremist

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