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KnightWhoSaysNi · 07-30-2002, 06:54 AM

So where did the myth of the "Evil Atheist Conspiracy" originate, anyway? Was it from a fire and brimstone preacher during the McCarythism years? Or perhaps from someone in the John Birch Society? Anyone know?

I'd be curious to know when they first caught on to our sinister plans for world domination.

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Nightshade ]

braces_for_impact · 07-30-2002, 06:58 AM

There is no Evil Atheist Conspiracy, no secret cabal bent on world domination, and I'm certainly not a card carrying member.

KnightWhoSaysNi · 07-30-2002, 07:17 AM

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Originally posted by braces_for_impact:
There is no Evil Atheist Conspiracy, no secret cabal bent on world domination, and I'm certainly not a card carrying member.

Ah! But that's what we want people to think!

Please report to your local Black Helicopter Squadron base for immediate training and indoctrination. You will be assigned to our special paleontology division (i.e. destroying evidence of young earth creationism by hiding human skeletons found from Precambrian strata).

07-30-2002, 08:14 AM

I'm part of the European Chapter. I do my bit by spreading religious apathy far and wide.

Jamie_L · 07-30-2002, 12:00 PM

You see, the "atheist conspiracy" is a lie spread by the Grand Christian Conspiracy to help rally their troops to the cause of global theocracy. HOWEVER, what they don't realize is that they are merely dupes of the larger-and-even-more-secret Conspiracy With No Name, which plans to use the Grand Christian Conspiracy to achieve its goals, and then toss them into the slave pits with the rest of us.

To learn more about the Conspiracy With No Name, you'll have to attend one of my seminars, coming soon to a town near you. Learning the secrets that THEY don't want you to know will cost you only $50 U.S. per ticket. You can also by the book for only $29.99, but to protect my publishers, I couldn't include the really juicy stuff.

Oh, and I never told you any of this.

Jamie

hinduwoman · 07-30-2002, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by braces_for_impact:
There is no Evil Atheist Conspiracy, no secret cabal bent on world domination, and I'm certainly not a card carrying member.

Your very denial proves that you are a part of this evil conspiracy. you only want to fool people into believing there is no such thing.

Buffman · 07-30-2002, 06:34 PM

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KnightWhoSaysNi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Edmonton, Canada Posts: 2,767	Our conspiracy! So where did the myth of the "Evil Atheist Conspiracy" originate, anyway? Was it from a fire and brimstone preacher during the McCarythism years? Or perhaps from someone in the John Birch Society? Anyone know? I'd be curious to know when they first caught on to our sinister plans for world domination. [ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Nightshade ]</p>

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07-30-2002, 06:58 AM	#2
braces_for_impact Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: In a nondescript, black helicopter. Posts: 6,637	There is no Evil Atheist Conspiracy, no secret cabal bent on world domination, and I'm certainly not a card carrying member.

07-30-2002, 08:14 AM	#4
DMB Guest Posts: n/a	I'm part of the European Chapter. I do my bit by spreading religious apathy far and wide.

07-30-2002, 12:00 PM	#5
Jamie_L Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,565	You see, the "atheist conspiracy" is a lie spread by the Grand Christian Conspiracy to help rally their troops to the cause of global theocracy. HOWEVER, what they don't realize is that they are merely dupes of the larger-and-even-more-secret Conspiracy With No Name, which plans to use the Grand Christian Conspiracy to achieve its goals, and then toss them into the slave pits with the rest of us. To learn more about the Conspiracy With No Name, you'll have to attend one of my seminars, coming soon to a town near you. Learning the secrets that THEY don't want you to know will cost you only $50 U.S. per ticket. You can also by the book for only $29.99, but to protect my publishers, I couldn't include the really juicy stuff. Oh, and I never told you any of this. Jamie

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