Waning Moon Conrad

One of these statues that weeps olive oil was taken to a laboratory.

The oil turns out to be extra virgin, cold pressed and utterly devoid of cholesterol.

It's perfect for cooking chicken and all sorts of jobs around the kitchen.

The church are going to use it to manufacture a low cholesterol communion wafer called "I can't Believe it's not Jesus!"

Talulah

Now there is a truely useful modern miracle.

Now, if only God would send down manna over third world countries and slip some valium into it so they will calm down a little, things might just be looking up.

[ August 15, 2002: Message edited by: Talulah ]</p>

trunks2k

shouldn't this be in the humor section?

Sephiroth

Ayup.