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01-05-2003, 12:01 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ronin
[B]  Wouldn't a cuddly toy like that scare kids away from spinage? (Or are those asperges?) |
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01-05-2003, 01:24 PM
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01-05-2003, 02:27 PM
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A soft, plush Cthulhu! That buzzing sound you're hearing is HP Lovecraft spinning in his grave. "I came into my little girl's room. The dimensions had subtly changed, as if another, non-Euclidian geometry had superimposed itself on the walls, floor, and ceiling. My little girl woke up, looked at me and smiled. 'Look Daddy," she cried, innocently. 'Uncle Howie gave me a new dolly!' How can I describe the unutterable horror of that moment, when I saw, in soft green fabric, the depiction of such a blasphemous image? I can't. I think I shall go mad!" BTW, Huggy Cthulhu looks a lot softer than Huggy Jesus. |
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01-05-2003, 06:38 PM
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I almost never come here,but when I saw huggyjebus,I had to look.Looks like Ronin beat me to the punch.
However,I bring you the tales of the Plush Cthulhu,for your reading enjoyment.Even as a plush toy,he must be pheared!  http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/plush/01.html Does huggyjebus come with authentic accessories?I have a nailgun in the garage,but it probably wouldn't be the same. |
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01-05-2003, 08:49 PM
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Maybe a plush brown Fig Tree that won't stand up. |
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01-06-2003, 12:27 AM
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01-06-2003, 07:06 AM
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I just don't know how to explain it. The Admiral |
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01-06-2003, 09:21 AM
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Can I just say that even if you completely ignore what the doll represents, that looks like a really poor quality product. Something I could probably replicate even though I can't sew. Not at all huggable. For $37.00 - I wonder if anyone is really buying these?
(Am I mistaken or are the heels of his feet on backwards?) |
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01-06-2003, 09:51 AM
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Originally posted by The Admiral:
On second thought, why should we object in any way? After all, it's the Christians trivialising their own beliefs. I stand aside, after you dear believer. The Admiral ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ OK, so the Admiral didn't want to explain his statement. Since I concure wholeheartedly with his opinion, I'll go for it. JESUS CHRIST, The Saviour of the World, only begotten Son of God, who died for the Sins of the World, and without whom humanity is doomed to an eternity of unimaginable agony and suffering... IS NOW A FRICKEN CHILDREN'S HUGGY DOLL! THE DIVINE NEEDS HELP REACHING THE YOUNGINS, SO HE'S TRYING THE BARNEY ROUTE! HIS HAIR IS MADE OUT OF YARN! OUR "SAVIOUR" IS BEING MASS PRODUCED BY CHINESE PRISON LABOUR! FROM HIS MOUTH SUPPOSEDLY CAME THE ULTIMATE REVELATION OF THE TRUE NATURE OF GOD, BUT...HE HAS NO MOUTH! HE'S EVEN UGLIER THAN THOSE INSIPID "FOLK ART" DOLLS AND SOCK MONKEYS YOU SEE IN CATALOGUES! Oh, and one more thing... WHY IS JESUS WEARING A KIMONO?  Respect, HQB |
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01-06-2003, 10:08 AM
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I also thought it was pretty self explanatory... One question: Is this Jesus non-toxic? Just wondering... 
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