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Old 07-25-2003, 12:10 AM   #21
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Onan - Paul Reubens
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I definately third the Rodney Dangerfield as Job. :notworthy:
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God could only be played by Big Jim Martin (formerly of Faith no More)

And as for the horsemen: Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson and Tully Blanchard. Yeah, I know.
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Adam Corrola and Jimmy Kimmel as Adam

Jennifer Tilly as Eve.

Richard Dreyfuss as Noah.

Steve Martin as God.

Steve Martin as Satan.

Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean as King Solomon

I second Mel Brooks as Moses.

Samuel L Jackson as the Man Wielding Cat o' Nine Tails.

Traci Lords as Mary Magdalene

Antonio Banderas as Judas Iscariot.

Steve Buscemi as Peter

Arnold Schwarzenegger as King Herod.

Beavis and Butthead as two of the three Wise Men. George W Bush as the third.

Mike Meyers as Old Scotsman as Scotsman Crucified Next To Jesus.

Kermit the Frog as Narrator.

Jamie Lee Curtis as Mary (think about it)

John Cleese as Jesus of Nazareth.
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And as for the horsemen: Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson and Tully Blanchard. Yeah, I know.
Dammit you stole mine...........

Although, it'd be better with Barry Windham instead of Ole............
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:46 AM   #26
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YHWH - James Gandolfini (or Joe Pesci)
Satan - Tom Hanks (or hockey player Miroslav Satan, he even has the goatee)
Adam & Eve - Christopher Atkins & Brooke Shields in their "prime" (or Justin & Christina, or Cuba Gooding & Halle Berry)
Lot - John Ritter
Lot's Wife - Aretha Franklin
Lot's Daughters - Tatu (or the Olsen Twins)
Noah - Anthony Hopkins
Moses - Chris Rock
Elizabeth - Lisa Kudrow
John the Baptist - Billy Bob Thornton
Archangel Gabriel - Dolph Lundgren
Mary (at Annunciation and Nativity) - Anna Paquin
Mary (at Cana wedding) - Angelina Jolie
Mary (at crucifixion) - Helen Mirren
Young Jesus at the Temple - Daniel Radcliffe
Adult Jesus - Cedrick the Entertainer (or James Belushi)
Peter - Jeff Daniels
Judas - Jim Carrey
Pilate - Nicholas Cage
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Old 07-25-2003, 09:09 AM   #27
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God - Marlon Brando

Satan - Al Pacino

Adam - Keanu Reeves

Eve - Liz Tyler

Jesus - Sean Penn

Mary - Madonna

Joseph - Billy Bob Thornton

Peter - Edward Norton

Pilate - Tom Hanks

Judas - John Leguizamo

Mary magdalene - Christina Ricci

John the Baptist - Jon Voight

Salome - Jenna Jameson

Four Horsemen - Ozzy Osborne, Marilyn Manson, Angus Young, Axl Rose

Pontius Pilate - Danny De Vito

Moses - Ian Mckellan

Pharoah - Alan Rickman

Caesar - David Bowie
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Corgan Sow said:
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Pilate - Tom Hanks
Pontius Pilate - Danny De Vito
Seems you have two Pilates, and two *very* different actors portraying the same part.
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Pilate - Tom Hanks
Pontius Pilate - Danny De Vito


Seems you have two Pilates, and two *very* different actors portraying the same part.
I guess if Danny De Vito is Pontius Pilate, then Tom Hanks is the Co-Pilate!

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I guess if Danny De Vito is Pontius Pilate, then Tom Hanks is the Co-Pilate!

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