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Old 08-11-2003, 11:51 PM   #11
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hilarious! pure comedy gold that!
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Old 08-15-2003, 08:02 AM   #12
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Landover might be a joke but this guy sounds like a real wacko y'all !!

http://www.tencommandments.org/

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Old 08-17-2003, 09:28 AM   #13
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Landover might be a joke but this guy sounds like a real wacko y'all !!

http://www.tencommandments.org/

I love the "EXPOSING THE ATHEIST" and "JUSTICE WATCH"


Oh... (from the site)

CASE: A son or daughter either curses or strikes his father or his mother.

VERDICT: The son or daughter should be put to death. (Leviticus 20:9).

This site must be a joke too...
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Old 08-17-2003, 01:31 PM   #14
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I love the "EXPOSING THE ATHEIST" and "JUSTICE WATCH"


Oh... (from the site)

CASE: A son or daughter either curses or strikes his father or his mother.

VERDICT: The son or daughter should be put to death. (Leviticus 20:9).

This site must be a joke too...
Unless I'm the last to know, tencommandments.org is not a joke.

There's some extremely vicious diatribes on that site.
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:22 AM   #15
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Here's a pearl of wisdom from www.tencommandments.org:

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It's important to remain conscious of the fact that satan had his origin in heaven, and is thoroughly familiar with the fact of the existence of God, heaven, the angels, hell and etc. Thus despite what you have been previously deceptively taught and despite the deceptive dictionary's meaning of atheism, atheism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that the true God does indeed exist. Atheism knows God exists; it is quite familiar with that fact, but it says "under no circumstance or situation will I admit to God's existence."
So here are two important principles for prayer warriors to keep in mind:

1. Even lexicographers are part of the evil atheist conspiracy.

2. Atheism, apart from atheists, is a sentient being that is capable of knowing things.
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Old 08-20-2003, 06:39 AM   #16
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Oh yeah, this is the reason I became an atheist

"honor your father and your mother," "You shall not kill," and etc. Therefore, it is right to conclude that atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit every other moral crime.

-from the tencommandments site mentioned
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Old 08-21-2003, 05:50 AM   #17
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from tencommandments's guestbook:
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"quick question. if you oppose the laws of the land as being laws written by heathens, how come you have a legal disclaimer on your site and threaten to sue the people who use the material here under said heathen's laws? wouldn't the moral thing to do be to ignore those laws, as you have said we have a moral responsibility to do? just asking,..."

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Your question reveals that you have a particular spiritual disease that I once had when I was an atheist and which I have observed in every atheist I have talked with or received comment from. It is a sickness I like to call "contradictalitis." This disease takes away the atheist's ability to harmonize certain truths in his mind which do not truly contradict. And no matter how much you show the true harmony to him, he just doesn't get it.
He was a what???
:banghead:

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Atheists foolishly deny that God is the Author of the TEN COMMANDMENTS. They say that they were authored by a human. Some atheists even deny that the TEN COMMANDMENTS exist (Romans 2:14-15).


So, lets assume (in order to prove a point here) that atheists are right. If a human author them (and I speak as if insane),
Well, you could have fooled me. (emphasis mine)



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There is no greater argument for the existence of God than the truth of His existence.
...translated into plain english doG exists because He exists.
thanks for remindin' me how easy it is to destroy all xian "arguments".
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Your question reveals that you have a particular spiritual disease that I once had when I was an atheist and which I have observed in every atheist I have talked with or received comment from. It is a sickness I like to call "contradictalitis." This disease takes away the atheist's ability to harmonize certain truths in his mind which do not truly contradict. And no matter how much you show the true harmony to him, he just doesn't get it.
Never have I seen such a clear definition of doublethink.
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