Deadbeat

The last time I logged onto my throwaway Hotmail account, I had 114 new messages, of which exactly 3 were actually from someone I knew.

And that's WITH the junk mail filters set to high...

Two days later, here is a sampling of the 62 new messages currently in my Inbox (I got the "hot girls and robots" one in there somewhere, too):

"Learn how to eat pussy" (This one I might want to keep, actually - not that I've ever had any complaints...)
"Firmer, fuller breasts without surgery" (Heh, I'm trying to REDUCE the size o' my man-boobs, damn it...)
"Mangina enlargement study" (I have no idea what that means, and I'm deathly afraid to actually open it)
"6776 Violence from Siberia" (Why would I want Siberian violence when I can get my fill right here at home?)

KoopaFanatic

The best one I've ever found in my inbox:

"How Much C0CK can a Dwarf PU$$Y Handle?"

I lauged so hard, and forwarded it to all the college buddies I played D&D with.

Yellow3

God. I have a Hotmail account that went active in 1996 or something, and I use it primarily as my 'public' e-mail (you know that e-mail that they constantly hit you up for when you want to join things online? That's mine). This means that the sheer amount of spam I get on that account is incredible and most of it is porn.

The best I've gotten:
- BOOBTROPOLIS (I don't even want to ask)
- Knob Gobblers R Us (my friend got this one, and had to share. . .)

The wierdest I've gotten:
- Liberty mouse! (the damn ugliest mouse I've ever seen. That's almost as bad as the red, white, and blue patriotic motherboard).
- Feed birds, not squirrels! (Why am I getting spam for squirrel bafflers?)

I really wish they'd at least decide what gender I am, though - might cut my spam down by half. As it is I seem to get every commonplace permutation and then some.

- Jen

godlessmath

This was one from a couple of years ago:

We want bush in 2000!!!