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03-20-2003, 08:12 AM
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Best Spam Porn Titles
I get a ton of spam porn on my hotmail account. I always look over the titles to make sure nothing real got put in the folder. Some of them are just great. Today I got:
Free pics of hot girls humping robots! |
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03-20-2003, 08:23 AM
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Trailervision parody line :
"Enlarge your penis AND Shrink your brain at the same time !" |
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03-20-2003, 08:51 AM
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Everyday for one week I only got 2 spams per day, each titled "it feels so good getting blowed by toons."
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03-20-2003, 09:02 AM
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While wandering around on-line, my sister ran across something titled "Pee, Midget, Pee!"
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03-20-2003, 09:23 AM
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I seem to get a lot telling me that I'll be able to "Use my dick for a baseball bat"
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03-20-2003, 09:32 AM
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Over a period of about three days I got a whole disgusting batch of them that had a theme: Make her choke on your ______. The blank was filled with every banal, stupid, and downright obscene term for penis I have ever heard.
If I really felt like artifically enlarging my penis, would I pursue it through a company that sends me junk mail telling me make my partner choke on my ramrod? Not really porn, I guess, but it came to mind. This morning I got: Watch me fuck daddy's big weenie. What the hell is wrong with these people?! |
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03-20-2003, 12:23 PM
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Lesbian Sluts Hot For Cock.
I don't think they notice the inherent irony/contradiction here. |
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03-20-2003, 12:28 PM
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Re: Best Spam Porn Titles
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03-20-2003, 12:40 PM
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03-20-2003, 02:58 PM
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I haven't laughed this hard since the "If you have set yourself on fire..." thread.
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