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06-04-2002, 05:34 AM

I found this at a
<a href="http://www.spiralupdatenews.com/viewing.html" target="_blank">website</a> that claims that there are giant pictures of Jesus and other bible characters on the floor of the Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian oceans. The pictures of <a href="http://www.spiralupdatenews.com/gargoyle.htm" target="_blank">satan</a>, <a href="http://www.spiralupdatenews.com/angels.html" target="_blank">angels</a>, and <a href="http://www.spiralupdatenews.com/dragonsong.htm" target="_blank">the dragon</a> are pretty lame (IMO), but the picture in the Pacific does sort of look like a face. I'm *NOT* saying that it's Jesus or any other alleged god, but it does look a little like a face.

What do you think?

[ June 04, 2002: Message edited by: atheist_in_foxhole ]

Anunnaki · 06-04-2002, 06:00 AM

Well I just woke up this morning to find that the world is just as fucked up as when I went to bed lastnight (possibly even more so thanks to this thing.)

This is scary. Being "hot for Jesus" is bad enough,but how deluded and pathetic do you have to be to see Jesus on a picture of the ocean floor?!?!
Whoever made this "discovery" must be the type of person who spots jesus EVERYWHERE like on tacos,the side of buildings and plates of scrambled eggs.

I`ve looked and looked at it,but I don`t see the image of a Greek looking Jewish guy. I don`t see anything at all,but I never see the hidden images in those "magic eye" pictures either.

I wonder how long it will be until we get Christians like Gemma Theresa coming here with this new "proof" god is real.
Hmm... I also wonder when people like Layman and Bede will add this to their apologetic bag of tricks for the historical Jesus. LOL!!!

[ June 04, 2002: Message edited by: Anunnaki ]

Godless Dave · 06-04-2002, 06:09 AM

It does look a little like a face. A pink, Caucasian (although the map is false-color), beardless face. That's supposed to be Jesus?

Kosh · 06-04-2002, 06:13 AM

that's about as stupid as this:

<a href="http://www.allbrevard.net" target="_blank">WTC on 20 dollar bill</a>

And they say Neanderthals went extinct...

Mageth · 06-04-2002, 06:48 AM

Yeah, and Italy is Jesus's missing boot...

DarkBronzePlant · 06-04-2002, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kosh:
that's about as stupid as this:

<a href="http://www.allbrevard.net" target="_blank">WTC on 20 dollar bill</a>

And they say Neanderthals went extinct...

Ya know, I tried the same thing with a $10 bill (I didn't have a 20) and wound up with a picture of Jesus having sex with blame_the_gods. Wierd.

Kosh · 06-04-2002, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkBronzePlant:


Ya know, I tried the same thing with a $10 bill (I didn't have a 20) and wound up with a picture of Jesus having sex with blame_the_gods. Wierd.

I did it with a $5, and got a picture of
<a href="http://www.madmagazine.com" target="_blank">Alfred E. Newman!!!</a>

beoba · 06-04-2002, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by atheist_in_foxhole:
What do you think?

I don't see it.. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

miscreant · 06-04-2002, 08:45 AM

"Look Marge... this bean is a LEADER BEAN!!"
- Homer Simpson

Anunnaki · 06-04-2002, 08:51 AM

"Lets put it on the shelf with the other leader beans."

- Homer Simpson

LOL

06-04-2002, 05:34 AM	#1
atheist_in_foxhole Guest Posts: n/a	Giant picture of Jesus on the ocean floor?!? I found this at a <a href="http://www.spiralupdatenews.com/viewing.html" target="_blank">website</a> that claims that there are giant pictures of Jesus and other bible characters on the floor of the Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian oceans. The pictures of <a href="http://www.spiralupdatenews.com/gargoyle.htm" target="_blank">satan</a>, <a href="http://www.spiralupdatenews.com/angels.html" target="_blank">angels</a>, and <a href="http://www.spiralupdatenews.com/dragonsong.htm" target="_blank">the dragon</a> are pretty lame (IMO), but the picture in the Pacific does sort of look like a face. I'm NOT saying that it's Jesus or any other alleged god, but it does look a little like a face. What do you think? [ June 04, 2002: Message edited by: atheist_in_foxhole ]</p>

06-04-2002, 06:00 AM	#2
Anunnaki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: I`ve left and gone away Posts: 699	Well I just woke up this morning to find that the world is just as fucked up as when I went to bed lastnight (possibly even more so thanks to this thing.) This is scary. Being "hot for Jesus" is bad enough,but how deluded and pathetic do you have to be to see Jesus on a picture of the ocean floor?!?! Whoever made this "discovery" must be the type of person who spots jesus EVERYWHERE like on tacos,the side of buildings and plates of scrambled eggs. I`ve looked and looked at it,but I don`t see the image of a Greek looking Jewish guy. I don`t see anything at all,but I never see the hidden images in those "magic eye" pictures either. I wonder how long it will be until we get Christians like Gemma Theresa coming here with this new "proof" god is real. Hmm... I also wonder when people like Layman and Bede will add this to their apologetic bag of tricks for the historical Jesus. LOL!!! [ June 04, 2002: Message edited by: Anunnaki ]</p>

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06-04-2002, 06:09 AM	#3
Godless Dave Contributor Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: With 10,000 lakes who needs a coast? Posts: 10,762	It does look a little like a face. A pink, Caucasian (although the map is false-color), beardless face. That's supposed to be Jesus?

06-04-2002, 06:13 AM	#4
Kosh Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Orions Belt Posts: 3,911	that's about as stupid as this: <a href="http://www.allbrevard.net" target="_blank">WTC on 20 dollar bill</a> And they say Neanderthals went extinct...

06-04-2002, 06:48 AM	#5
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	Yeah, and Italy is Jesus's missing boot...

06-04-2002, 08:45 AM	#9
miscreant Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 170	"Look Marge... this bean is a LEADER BEAN!!" - Homer Simpson

06-04-2002, 08:51 AM	#10
Anunnaki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: I`ve left and gone away Posts: 699	"Lets put it on the shelf with the other leader beans." - Homer Simpson LOL

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