Boro Nut

If evolution doesn't happen, how come humans have developed to the point that it is impossible to breed between certain races?

Boro Nut

Steven Carr

Do you mean Sunderland and Newcastle supporters?

Tom Piper

Boro Nut,

Which 'human races' cannot breed with one another?

If it were true, how would this show that evolution has occurred?

Tom

Oolon Colluphid

Nah, I think the certain races he means are the 1500 metres and the half-marathon. The reason of course that it's impossible to breed between them is exhaustion.

Oolon

Oolon Colluphid

Nah, that would be the creationists' much touted 'devolution', degeneration from a more advanced 'perfect' form.

Cheers, Oolon the Southampton fan.

Duvenoy

"If evolution doesn't happen, how come humans have developed to the point that it is impossible to breed between certain races?"

Nah. I think he means between roach races and rat races two very human-type races.

Doov the roach-racer.

Jimmy Higgins

Oh the ignorance!

We all know the reason you can't breed races is because of units. 1500 meters can't breed with 13.1 miles! It just can't! It's so wrong!

Boro Nut

Well, me and aborigines for a start. It would be impossible for me to breed with an aborigine unless I was shot with a drug gun first, and then my willy wouldn’t work. They are just too ugly, and you have great difficulty telling the men apart from the women after the age of 25. I suspect there is a lot of cross-dressing going on.

And it’s not just me who finds the thought impossible either. When they found out what the local women looked like, why do you think the early Australian settlers decided to import sheep? For meat and wool? Have you tasted sheep? Do you know anyone in Australia who needs a warm jumper? Even Kathy Freeman, who is not 100% ethnically ugly, when competing in the Olympics in her own country, was forced by sponsors Coca Cola to wear a full-length body suit.

That's why they chose to live in Australia to start with. It's as much as they can do to look at each other. That's why they live in a place where you can walk for months without the prospect of meeting anyone.

That is a classic example of natural selection at work. I mean, if you had a choice between shagging an aborigine or a blonde with big tits, it’s only natural you would select the blonde.

This proves that they must have diverged since the ark ran aground, thus proving evolution.

Boro Nut

scigirl

Moving to rants and raves,

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