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06-21-2002, 05:28 AM | #11 | |
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06-21-2002, 03:43 PM | #12 | |
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"Greetings, human! Allow us to entertain you! We will attempt to shock you beyond belief! Here, snort some cocaine! Not enough? Have a woman sit on your face! We are the answer to all your problems! Do not concern yourself with the deepest concerns of the universe! Do not let the complications of your own existence get you down! Who cares? Stare at this woman's breasts long enough and your brain won't be able to handle such complicated matters anyway! Do not sit at the edge of your bed weeping over the aimlessness of your life! Simply eat, drink, be merry, and realize that you are not your own any longer. We have taken over." Yes indeed. 80 years of life wasted half-drunk on a sailboat with a blonde who doesn't have 2 brain cells to rub together. Why the hell can't we all realize that this is life's true calling? |
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and this theory would work, because the number of people who actually agreed would be small, so budget wouldn't be that much of a problem... and spending money only on birth control and food, our money should last as long as it takes for us to die from STDs. see? its perfect |
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