Mad Kally

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Is this a picture of the deputy? I think I done been slain in the spirit! Thank you pastor deputy/Benny!

HALLELUJAH

Paul Crouch: Benny Hinn! Jesus! (for hezekiah)

Queen of Swords

Aw, the baby wants more!

<strong> That is the legacy from adam.</strong>

Apple pie!

<strong>the free gift of christ cleanses you from sin. </strong>

Tide with bleach.

<strong>right. babies arent ashamed of being naked, just like adam and eve before the fall. now we are getting somewhere </strong>

QoS : This guy is so horny he puts mountain goats to shame.

<strong>what was that?</strong>

Blank... clueless... so very clueless.

<strong>teach me.</strong>

Paul : A woman shall not teach or have--
Deputy42 : A woman? Where?

<strong>the fact that you don't accept my answer doesnt mean that i am right and you are wrong.</strong>

QoS : It means that I am right and you are wrong. It will always mean that. Forever and ever. Accept it. Be open to it.

<strong>you just dont hear what i am saying the right light.</strong>

train of thought going completely off tracks breaking up into incoherence

QoS : For Pete's sake, that happened way back on Page 1.

<strong>damn those atheist prejudices, o wait atheists are the openminded ones i forgot.</strong>

Deputy42 : I forgot where I live! What's my name? Will you take me home?

<strong>ok...you lost me.</strong>

Then sing to yourself, my son : "I once was lost, but now am found!"

<strong>im sorry you are not finding any luck with the ladies, i didnt know you swung that way.</strong>

QoS : I must correct your misunderstanding : if you read the top of each MSTing, you will clearly see that YOU are speaking, not I (except where it says QoS). No need to apologize, I knew you were slow.

<strong>YOU HAVE DISCOVER CARD????</strong>

QoS : Can I call them or what?

<strong>yeah but a lot of people came to the show....and ya know what else? more people know the joys of dog grooming because of it.</strong>

QoS : Did you sit on command? Good boy!

<strong>god is still god when god is the son. its the mystery of the trinity.</strong>

But when he's the sun he's Ra. When he's the moon, he's Artemis. It's the mystery of theology.

<strong>i suppose that makes me locutus of borg</strong>

I wish I had lots of people to be my friends like the Borg had.

<strong>will you teach me?</strong>

St. Paul : Now look, I said in my letter--
Deptuy42 : She's a woman!

<strong>ive asked repeatedly. yet you seem to evade questions too.</strong>

QoS : You can dish it out, but you can't take it? Wuss.

<strong>i think we're getting more alike than different.</strong>

QoS : In your deepest and most forbidden fantasies.

<strong>thank you, thats awful charitable</strong>

An ounce of charity for a leprous mendicant! Alms! Alms for the clueless!

<strong>maybe i was wrong </strong>

No, definitely!

<strong>trying to think</strong>

Is incredibly difficult for fundamentalists.

<strong>we cant really own anything can we?</strong>

Capitalist pig!

<strong>yeah sure were you here i would show you downtown, perfect place for a lady like you to pick up a lady.</strong>

QoS : It's worse than I thought - the Christian is into threesomes and knows all the hooker hangouts!

<strong>what? a heartbeat? breathe in the air? the lunatic is on the grass indeed.</strong>

QoS : I don't even have to do anything - Deputy42's admitting all his failings. Drug abuse, hookers, they're all just comin' out.

<strong>ok, will you teach me at least?</strong>

St. Paul : You're going to burn in... Hey, where did Deputy42 go?

<strong>honesty is the best policy. please instruct me. will you teach me? </strong>

St. Paul : I tried my best.
God : <strong>Sure</strong> you did.
St. Paul : I can't help it if she's hot <strong>and</strong> clever.
God : Well, maybe you could try to be hot and clever too! I mean, would it kill you to just try!

<strong>i am merely a troll and you are the mightly light giving god denier</strong>

QoS : Pimp and troll. He admits to everything!

<strong>does the dog eat only his vomit? is it considered sexual harrassment for the dog to eat a bitch's vomit? </strong>

QoS : Oh, now he gets into the dirty talk - very Christian approach!

<strong>who is this god that i deny? proove god exists to me</strong>

QoS : Prove, troll. It's spelled prove.

<strong>i dont know.....im so sad..... </strong>

QoS : No commas, no brain, no service.

NEXT!

[ February 16, 2002: Message edited by: QueenofSwords ]</p>

Deputy42

next, god bless you my child......

are you speaking for me? putting words in my mouth? oooooo you're good. may i speak for you too?
good and evil pie, yummy.

how much do you pay for bleach nowadays? christ is free

walking in newness of life.....is being horny wrong by your standards? do you know what being horny feels like anymore?

your light is blinding. i know nothing, will you please teach me?

you don't believe pauls authority. why should his woman hating keep you from instructing. if i could only have a drop of your wisdom!

if i refuse to accept this answer, does that make it wrong?

dear Lord, please let me be as unstupid as queen.

who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who argues with him?

wherever i lay my head is home. want a quote, o i forgot you don't believe, i wont disrespect you that way.
amen! i'm always home. i'm glad you're home too, will you sit by the fire and instruct me?

are you speaking for me again? shame on you.

answer the question, do you have a discover card?

when someone says "dog", dont you think of a four legged furry animal?

god is never the sun nor the moon. he created them, he is in them, they are not him. its a mystery your wisdom fails you here.

we dont listen to paul in these here parts. who is a woman?

ive taken it for 8 pages.

yes i love you queen. forbidden? i do not judge myself, therefore i am free from judgement.

god bless your philanthropy. do you have food for the soul? need i beg for it? i think more of you with every word. will you teach me?

there you go with those prejudices. you know, its opinions like these that we would be better off without. wait, who said that?

socialist dolt

knowing the evil is different than doing the evil, thats the power of christ. you still being subject to adam would think along those lines. tsk tsk.

funny, i dont remember paul saying anything of the sort.

do you speak for god and st paul now? you are more arrogant than i thought.

you started with the vomit...oh wait are you talking about the bitch? who doesn't know meanings of words now?

THANK GOD! some teachings! now i will improve myself. thank you light giver! please dont stop there!

no christ, no god, no peace.

ding, round 5 is over. goto your corner and rest. how long do you need?

lpetrich

That's totally irrelevant. Are you admitting that you are embarrassed at the sight of a supposedly omnipotent being not doing something reasonable?

lpetrich

So what? All that this shows is that elementary particles have a way of behaving like both particles and waves/fields.

The way that "heaven" would be boring?

Malaclypse the Younger

Most of us are not arguing, we're just laughing at you.

Deputy42

god is reasonable. because god doesn't work the way you think he should, does that make him not god?

of course particles act like particles and waves, but its a paradox. to say that science doesn't use paradoxical language is false.

heaven would rule. hanging out with cool people and stuff, good times.

glad i'm helping someone

Queen of Swords

The troll wants some more of the good stuff. Must not be so christian after all...

<strong>next, god bless you my child......</strong>

God bless you, I have you, it's all good.

<strong>are you speaking for me? putting words in my mouth?</strong>

QoS : By George, he's got it!

<strong>oooooo you're good. may i speak for you too?</strong>

QoS : Not that you'll be half as funny. But the sooner you do, the sooner this thread goes to RRP, where all bets are off.

<strong>how much do you pay for bleach nowadays? christ is free </strong>

QoS : Well, you get what you pay for.

<strong>walking in newness of life.....is being horny wrong by your standards? do you know what being horny feels like anymore?</strong>

QoS : The troll's coming on to me again. Go read your bible, troll, and do what you need to do with its holy pages.

<strong>your light is blinding. i know nothing, will you please teach me?</strong>

QoS : Boring. The troll's losing what little originality he may have once possessed. Troll : pray for more, stat.

<strong>you don't believe pauls authority. why should his woman hating keep you from instructing. if i could only have a drop of your wisdom!</strong>

Deputy42 : If I only had a brain...

<strong>if i refuse to accept this answer, does that make it wrong?</strong>

If a tree falls in the wood, does it squash a fundy?

<strong> dear Lord, please let me be as unstupid as queen.</strong>

Whoops, forgot to pray in Jesus's name. Straight to hell for the blunder.

<strong>who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who argues with him?</strong>

QoS : The answer to the question is 42. Deputy42 of course.

<strong>wherever i lay my head is home.</strong>

QoS : Don't you mean, "wherever I sit down"?

<strong>will you sit by the fire and instruct me?</strong>

QoS : Again with the come-ons? Go down to YMCA; I'm sure they have something more along your lines.

<strong>are you speaking for me again? shame on you.</strong>

<img src="graemlins/boohoo.gif" border="0" alt="[Boo Hoo]" />

<strong>answer the question, do you have a discover card?</strong>

QoS : Hookin' for a rich woman, are you?

<strong>when someone says "dog", dont you think of a four legged furry animal?</strong>

Deputy 42 : I took one of the legs off. Doggy don't walk good now.

<strong>god is never the sun nor the moon. he created them, he is in them, they are not him. its a mystery your wisdom fails you here.</strong>

QoS : God says he is in them. Are you contradicting God?

<strong>we dont listen to paul in these here parts. who is a woman?</strong>

Paula?

<strong>ive taken it for 8 pages.</strong>

QoS : Then you're complaining about a little bit more? Wuss.

<strong>yes i love you queen.</strong>

QoS : Great. Now go love Fred Phelps. He's more likely to return it.

<strong>god bless your philanthropy. do you have food for the soul? </strong>

The Bible just isn't good enough any more.

<strong>there you go with those prejudices. you know, its opinions like these that we would be better off without. wait, who said that?</strong>

Who said what?

<strong>socialist dolt</strong>

Commie pinko.

<strong>knowing the evil is different than doing the evil</strong>

Deputy42 : I have done every evil there is - and I have enjoyed the hell out of them! Er, I mean 'it'.

<strong>funny, i dont remember paul saying anything of the sort.</strong>

Perhaps more reading of the bible is necessary.

<strong>do you speak for god and st paul now? you are more arrogant than i thought.</strong>

QoS : Wrong again, eh? Get used to it.

<strong>you started with the vomit...oh wait are you talking about the bitch? who doesn't know meanings of words now?</strong>

QoS : Keep talking; I'm enjoying the sight of the true colors of one who claims to be christian. More trash talk!

<strong>no christ, no god, no peace.</strong>

QoS : Aw, poor baby spelled it wrong again. It's "Know christ, know god, no peace".

<strong>ding, round 5 is over. goto your corner and rest. how long do you need? </strong>

Obviously less time than you do, "christian" trashtalker, since there's another post of mine on page 7 that you just missed.

Or did you just feel incapable of handing it? <img src="graemlins/boohoo.gif" border="0" alt="[Boo Hoo]" />

Deputy42

what? was that your intention? to pigeonhole? to typify? shame on you

shame on you again. what would queen of swords say? wouldn't she tell you not to put words in other peoples mouths.

what is this rrp? are you a comedian too? you wear many coats. surely such a person who has such vast knowledge will teach a lowly christian the way to wisdom?

you sure do.

answer the question, do you know what its like to even have sex queen? do you remember what its like?

there you go speaking for me again. equality indeed.

queen, you are mighty. i am a lowly troll, you are a wise person (i dare not say women). please will you teach me? or do you exist merely to tear down?

evading questions again. are you scared?

i'm surprised you would make such a mistake.

if i am the fool, why are you still here?

nope there you go again putting words in my mouth.


if i am wrong and you are right why will you not instruct me, or put me on the right path?

you should know the answer to that. since i am a member of the highest social class, i need to be yoked equally.

your doggie still barks i'm sad to say.

read my post more carefully, you will see your error.

quite the contrary i tried to answer your questions for eight pages, while you refused mine. now you wont answer mine....equality indeed.

i will pray to god to open your heart to love. learn to love queen, its all we got.

no response? i thought much more of you. or are you realizing your hypocracy?

since you have so clearly proved the bible wrong, i need a different food. do you have this food?

dirty christian woman hater

harsh judgement from the atheists. i'm sorry you're intolerance shows so easily despite your attempts hide it. how? through nice sounding rhetoric like "equality" "modernity". tsk tsk

i don't remember condemning people to hell for listening the teachings of women. i will reference page one for you READ THE FREAKING THING if you're going argue it queen.

queen starts to squirm when she doesn't know the meanings of words. where is your tolerance? where is your forebearance?

again your statement has no value unless each noun has meaning. your stance as an atheist falls away without christianity, your foil.

i'll look into it.

Deputy42

no i've never been mst'd, please explain. if you think im a waste of time, why do you still post?