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06-23-2002, 05:35 PM

Atheists are a diverse bunch, and just wouldn�t be complete without our share of fools. Can you help me dig the idiots out of the woodwork? Anyone, believer or not, mind sharing the more crackpottish disproofs of God?

Autonemesis · 06-23-2002, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Synaesthesia:
<strong>Atheists are a diverse bunch, and just wouldn�t be complete without our share of fools. Can you help me dig the idiots out of the woodwork? Anyone, believer or not, mind sharing the more crackpottish disproofs of God?</strong>

L. Ron Hubbard.

Automaton · 06-23-2002, 08:39 PM

Can God create a penis so big that even he can't jerk it?

Ron Singh · 06-23-2002, 10:20 PM

My disproof of God:

1. God exists.

Since this argument is so insufficient, it proves God. How do you know? It says so, just look at #1.
I hope this is blasphemous.

Jobar · 06-24-2002, 08:46 AM

"Allah came to me and told me that God does not exist!"

liquid · 06-25-2002, 01:00 PM

Ayn Rand.

seebs · 06-25-2002, 01:13 PM

I wish I could remember it now, we had a real doozy over on christianforums a while back. Look for a user called "Neo", he's amazing. Think "Gemma Therese", only he *doesn't* believe in God.

WJ · 06-25-2002, 01:39 PM

Auto!

God's tool is bigger than your tool. I know, I've seen his tool... damn its big, really big!

I ate Pascal's Wafer · 06-25-2002, 05:12 PM

Either "I can't see God, so he doesn't exist"

or "God can't exist, just read the OT"

I used to post on a Christian board for a few months, and I was one of two or three full-time atheists. Sometimes a drive-by Atheist would drop in and say some really nutty stuff, and it was up to me to "clean up" his posts. We criticize Christians for coming up with lame arguments, but some of the not-so-highly evolved atheists can say some doozies too!

-Nick

seebs · 06-25-2002, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by I ate Pascals Wafer:
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I used to post on a Christian board for a few months, and I was one of two or three full-time atheists. Sometimes a drive-by Atheist would drop in and say some really nutty stuff, and it was up to me to "clean up" his posts. We criticize Christians for coming up with lame arguments, but some of the not-so-highly evolved atheists can say some doozies too!
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That reminds me of a personal favorite, a drive-by posting from some twit a few months back on ChristianForums.

The Argument From Miracles:

1. Here's a list of miraculous occurrences.
2. I can't see a scientific explanation for anything on this list.
3. Therefore, they didn't happen, and are not evidence for God.

I cherish this as one of the absolutely worst arguments it has ever been my good fortune to stare at in mute disbelief.

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06-23-2002, 05:35 PM	#1
Synaesthesia Guest Posts: n/a	Worst attempts at disproving God? Atheists are a diverse bunch, and just wouldn�t be complete without our share of fools. Can you help me dig the idiots out of the woodwork? Anyone, believer or not, mind sharing the more crackpottish disproofs of God?

06-23-2002, 08:39 PM	#3
Automaton Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 717	Can God create a penis so big that even he can't jerk it?

06-23-2002, 10:20 PM	#4
Ron Singh Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fremont, CA Posts: 163	My disproof of God: 1. God exists. Since this argument is so insufficient, it proves God. How do you know? It says so, just look at #1. I hope this is blasphemous.

06-24-2002, 08:46 AM	#5
Jobar Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: secularcafe.org Posts: 9,525	"Allah came to me and told me that God does not exist!"

06-25-2002, 01:00 PM	#6
liquid Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: UK Posts: 1,440	Ayn Rand.

06-25-2002, 01:13 PM	#7
seebs Contributor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Saint Paul, MN Posts: 24,524	I wish I could remember it now, we had a real doozy over on christianforums a while back. Look for a user called "Neo", he's amazing. Think "Gemma Therese", only he doesn't believe in God.

06-25-2002, 01:39 PM	#8
WJ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 812	Auto! God's tool is bigger than your tool. I know, I've seen his tool... damn its big, really big!

06-25-2002, 05:12 PM	#9
I ate Pascal's Wafer Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 1,460	Either "I can't see God, so he doesn't exist" or "God can't exist, just read the OT" I used to post on a Christian board for a few months, and I was one of two or three full-time atheists. Sometimes a drive-by Atheist would drop in and say some really nutty stuff, and it was up to me to "clean up" his posts. We criticize Christians for coming up with lame arguments, but some of the not-so-highly evolved atheists can say some doozies too! -Nick

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