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notMichaelJackson · 08-02-2003, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by DMB
Some scholars believe that the whole idea of the virgins is a misunderstanding of the language of the koran, and what's really on offer are succulent white raisins.

I should think that if you've been a polygamous muslim man all your life, you might be shagged out by the time you get to paradise and might enjoy a few juicy fruits.

This would make more sensse. Allah hates women, so why would he give his male followers 72 of them?

What am I saying. Allah doesn't exists, so he can't hate anyone or anything.

crocodile deathroll · 08-02-2003, 08:16 PM

I worship nothing really, which may class me as a "nihilolator"
Other words for forms of worship on this list. Unfortuneately nihilolatry does not appear on the list.
Bibliolatry is one word I like lashing out a fundies with.

"The idolatrous worship of the bible."

anti-X · 08-04-2003, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by AndresDeLaHoz
If he tosses a few dozen virgins, sure. I've got no integrity.

I can relate to that!

anti-X · 08-04-2003, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DMB
Some scholars believe that the whole idea of the virgins is a misunderstanding of the language of the koran, and what's really on offer are succulent white raisins.

I should think that if you've been a polygamous muslim man all your life, you might be shagged out by the time you get to paradise and might enjoy a few juicy fruits.

This one I know, having read the Qur'an.

There "72" comes from Sufiism, the Qur'an says each person admitted to heaven has 1 companion "of like nature"...
that is, a perfect companion. There is no sexual activity in heaven.

anti-X · 08-04-2003, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor X
To quote Chris Rock--methinks--after the first few virgins, "you're gonna want a woman with experience!"

--J.D.

I guess "Chris Rock" isn't able to teach them anything!

:notworthy

Couldn't resist writing this!

View Poll Results: If it was proven that the Islamic god "Allah" exists, would you worship him?
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08-02-2003, 08:16 PM	#22
crocodile deathroll Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Darwin Posts: 1,466	nihilolatry I worship nothing really, which may class me as a "nihilolator" Other words for forms of worship on this list. Unfortuneately nihilolatry does not appear on the list. Bibliolatry is one word I like lashing out a fundies with. "The idolatrous worship of the bible."

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