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Skydancer · 11-13-2002, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by Kosh:

What else?

How about wider sensory apparatus in general: echolocation, magnetic sense, IR sensors like pit vipers, radiation detectors....

scigirl · 11-13-2002, 08:32 AM

I want to sense electricity like a shark.

Although that pig orgasm thing. . . wow.

scigirl

Doubting Didymus · 11-13-2002, 03:00 PM

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Space Marine!

Ork.

Autonemesis · 11-13-2002, 03:14 PM

The ability to make offspring by budding. That would be so cool.

lpetrich · 11-13-2002, 04:47 PM

As to pig orgasms, is that a true orgasm or is that simply how long that pigs have been known to copulate?

scombrid · 11-15-2002, 01:33 PM

Screw photosynthesis. I like the snow too much.

Give me some kind of countercurrent circulation that makes me more cold resistant.

What's this about pig orgasms?

crab juice · 11-15-2002, 04:14 PM

Nobody's mentioned flight?

Duvenoy · 11-15-2002, 05:57 PM

Hmm.

1. Unbreakable bones and an ulcer-proof stomach (I have good reason to desire these, as well as a 'roid immune anus).

2. Heat-sensing organs as found in pit vipers. (Would save a lot of hassle and expense with potential girlfriends

.

3. Eyes designed as found in octopi (I then might be able to toss these coke-bottle glasses).

4. Teeth that replace themselves as found in crocodiles and sharks. Spit one out and it's replaced with a brand, new one!

5. A spine designed for walking upright.

6. Oh hell. There is no sixth. We are walking wrecks and we could be so much better designed. I'll cut it off here.

Hey, ya can't have everything!

doov

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: Duvenoy ]

LaFlavor · 11-15-2002, 06:46 PM

acid spit and blood!! that would be sweet.

retractable claws would be pretty cool too.

Kosh · 11-16-2002, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by Duvenoy:

5. A spine designed for walking upright.

How about a dual purpose spine for long Hog rides! (no pig orgasm jokes, please).

11-15-2002, 05:57 PM	#28
Duvenoy Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Just another hick from the sticks. Posts: 1,108	Hmm. 1. Unbreakable bones and an ulcer-proof stomach (I have good reason to desire these, as well as a 'roid immune anus). 2. Heat-sensing organs as found in pit vipers. (Would save a lot of hassle and expense with potential girlfriends . 3. Eyes designed as found in octopi (I then might be able to toss these coke-bottle glasses). 4. Teeth that replace themselves as found in crocodiles and sharks. Spit one out and it's replaced with a brand, new one! 5. A spine designed for walking upright. 6. Oh hell. There is no sixth. We are walking wrecks and we could be so much better designed. I'll cut it off here. Hey, ya can't have everything! doov [ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: Duvenoy ]</p>

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11-13-2002, 08:32 AM	#22
scigirl Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle Posts: 4,261	I want to sense electricity like a shark. Although that pig orgasm thing. . . wow. scigirl

11-13-2002, 03:14 PM	#24
Autonemesis Contributor Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: I've left FRDB for good, due to new WI&P policy Posts: 12,048	The ability to make offspring by budding. That would be so cool.

11-13-2002, 04:47 PM	#25
lpetrich Contributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Lebanon, OR, USA Posts: 16,829	As to pig orgasms, is that a true orgasm or is that simply how long that pigs have been known to copulate?

11-15-2002, 01:33 PM	#26
scombrid Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Central Florida Posts: 2,759	Screw photosynthesis. I like the snow too much. Give me some kind of countercurrent circulation that makes me more cold resistant. What's this about pig orgasms?

11-15-2002, 04:14 PM	#27
crab juice Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: A million miles away... Posts: 229	Nobody's mentioned flight?

11-15-2002, 06:46 PM	#29
LaFlavor Regular Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 267	acid spit and blood!! that would be sweet. retractable claws would be pretty cool too.

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