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Queen of Swords · 07-29-2002, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by Vorkosigan:
Graduated. Too good to stay here.

Thanks, but you worried me! I spent a minute or two searching RRP for my missing thread.

Queen of Swords · 07-29-2002, 12:39 PM

I'm glad everyone's enjoying the Nutwatch. It's been a lot of fun to write.

Homer J. Fong · 07-29-2002, 12:44 PM

I was particularly enamored with his theory about <a href="http://www.bealenet.com/~ron/clearsky.htm" target="_blank">hurricanes.</a>

I believe with all my faith that American Christians can -IF THEY WILL DILIGENTLY PRAY-....stop every hurricane at the 30th Meridian West -or in the Gulf of Mexico, or in the Caribbean, or in the Pacific- and thereby keep our nation and others safe from these killer storms that destroy both lives and property -not just in 1998, but every year hereafter, until our LORD comes for us! And to do this great work for all the people of America is a powerful witness of the Word:

Somebody's been drinking Squishees made entirely out of syrup.

When you hear of a "tornado alert" or a "tornado warning", immediately take authority over the storm and dispatch angels to dismantle the storm sections that are capable of forming a funnel cloud. If you see a funnel, speak to it in the Name of Jesus -just as He did on the Sea of Galilee: ["Mark:4:39: And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm."] And don't be a wimp: SPEAK WITH AUTHORITY!

Geez. And when I heard a tornado warning yesterday all I did was keep looking out the window while watching a Buffy rerun.

Hedwig · 07-29-2002, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hobbs:


So, if you masturbate while thinking about Jesus, it's all right?

Who gets to play Jesus in said fantasy? That's what I want to know.

Doubting Didymus · 07-29-2002, 10:34 PM

Where are weekly nutwatch 1 and 2? Are they as good as this one? I couldn't find them in this forum.

Queen of Swords · 07-29-2002, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by Doubting Didymus:
Where are weekly nutwatch 1 and 2? 

<a href="http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=47&t=000756" target="_blank">Nutwatch 2</a> - The Young Earth Creation Club

<a href="http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=47&t=000717" target="_blank">Nutwatch 1</a> - Sword of the Lord

Enjoy!

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: QueenofSwords ]

beachbum · 07-30-2002, 10:00 AM

Hi QueenofSwords

I read the sermon on Hurricanes and sent this strange person an email that said I thought he had lost to0uch with reality and probably needed a keeper if he thought he could divert a hurricane. I'll let you know if I hear back.

07-29-2002, 12:31 PM	#21
Queen of Swords Contributor Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Canada. Finally. Posts: 10,155	Originally posted by Vorkosigan: <strong>Graduated. Too good to stay here.</strong> Thanks, but you worried me! I spent a minute or two searching RRP for my missing thread.

07-29-2002, 11:54 PM	#26
Queen of Swords Contributor Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Canada. Finally. Posts: 10,155	Originally posted by Doubting Didymus: <strong>Where are weekly nutwatch 1 and 2? </strong> <a href="http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=47&t=000756" target="_blank">Nutwatch 2</a> - The Young Earth Creation Club <a href="http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=47&t=000717" target="_blank">Nutwatch 1</a> - Sword of the Lord Enjoy! [ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: QueenofSwords ]</p>

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07-29-2002, 12:39 PM	#22
Queen of Swords Contributor Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Canada. Finally. Posts: 10,155	I'm glad everyone's enjoying the Nutwatch. It's been a lot of fun to write.

07-29-2002, 12:44 PM	#23
Homer J. Fong Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 56	I was particularly enamored with his theory about <a href="http://www.bealenet.com/~ron/clearsky.htm" target="_blank">hurricanes.</a> I believe with all my faith that American Christians can -IF THEY WILL DILIGENTLY PRAY-....stop every hurricane at the 30th Meridian West -or in the Gulf of Mexico, or in the Caribbean, or in the Pacific- and thereby keep our nation and others safe from these killer storms that destroy both lives and property -not just in 1998, but every year hereafter, until our LORD comes for us! And to do this great work for all the people of America is a powerful witness of the Word: Somebody's been drinking Squishees made entirely out of syrup. When you hear of a "tornado alert" or a "tornado warning", immediately take authority over the storm and dispatch angels to dismantle the storm sections that are capable of forming a funnel cloud. If you see a funnel, speak to it in the Name of Jesus -just as He did on the Sea of Galilee: ["Mark:4:39: And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm."] And don't be a wimp: SPEAK WITH AUTHORITY! Geez. And when I heard a tornado warning yesterday all I did was keep looking out the window while watching a Buffy rerun.

07-29-2002, 10:34 PM	#25
Doubting Didymus Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: East Coast. Australia. Posts: 5,455	Where are weekly nutwatch 1 and 2? Are they as good as this one? I couldn't find them in this forum.

07-30-2002, 10:00 AM	#27
beachbum Beloved Deceased Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cocoa Beach, FL Posts: 864	Hi QueenofSwords I read the sermon on Hurricanes and sent this strange person an email that said I thought he had lost to0uch with reality and probably needed a keeper if he thought he could divert a hurricane. I'll let you know if I hear back.

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