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Gregg · 07-11-2003, 02:48 PM

I've seen a couple in the past week.

"Some people use duct tape to fix everything. God used nails"

and

"Supreme Court: Just because you make it legal doesn't make it right"

The second one pissed me off so much I parked, wrote a very critical note, and stuck it in the church door.

Anyone else have some "favorite" irritating church signs?

Gregg

Citrusponge · 07-11-2003, 02:54 PM

I've only noticed one,

"Prevent truth decay: brush up on your bible"

Not too irritating, but whatever

07-11-2003, 03:03 PM

I've always hated "Don't make me come down there!" Do they really think that I'm afraid of their big, bad voodoo sky-daddy?

Gregg · 07-11-2003, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by Ad Astra
I've always hated "Don't make me come down there!" Do they really think that I'm afraid of their big, bad voodoo sky-daddy?

And besides, I thought they WANTED him to come down.

Gregg

Opera Nut · 07-11-2003, 03:55 PM

The one I like, as a smart-assed straight woman, with a dirty mind, is
THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

Godless Dave · 07-11-2003, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Gregg
And besides, I thought they WANTED him to come down.

That's what they claim, but secretly they know they're not ready yet. They still have a few sins to repent for (jerking off in the shower, renting R-rated movies, having an affair with a deacon's wife, selling defective used cars, etc.). That's why they always predict the Rapture in the near future, to give them a little more sin time.

Godless Dave · 07-11-2003, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Opera Nut
The one I like, as a smart-assed straight woman, with a dirty mind, is
THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

Preach it, Sister!

Aravnah Ornan · 07-11-2003, 05:41 PM

"God answers knee-mail" and "Your always-on, 24/7 connection: prayer."

Ronin · 07-12-2003, 12:51 AM

'Pray' is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).

A good place for the "buck to stop" is at the collection plate.

Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

Christians aren't perfect-- Just forgiven.

T.G.I.F.-- Thank God I'm Forgiven.

Be an organ donor--- give your heart to Jesus!

Christ's return is near-- Don't miss it for the world!

...yep...any second now.

xsquid · 07-12-2003, 03:51 AM

I like the veiled threat:

If you're living as if there's no God--you'd better be right.

I'm not the one who has to worry...

07-11-2003, 02:48 PM	#1
Gregg Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 1,877	Irritating church signs I've seen a couple in the past week. "Some people use duct tape to fix everything. God used nails" and "Supreme Court: Just because you make it legal doesn't make it right" The second one pissed me off so much I parked, wrote a very critical note, and stuck it in the church door. Anyone else have some "favorite" irritating church signs? Gregg

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07-11-2003, 02:54 PM	#2
Citrusponge Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 146	I've only noticed one, "Prevent truth decay: brush up on your bible" Not too irritating, but whatever

07-11-2003, 03:03 PM	#3
Ad Astra Guest Posts: n/a	I've always hated "Don't make me come down there!" Do they really think that I'm afraid of their big, bad voodoo sky-daddy?

07-11-2003, 03:55 PM	#5
Opera Nut Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,671	The one I like, as a smart-assed straight woman, with a dirty mind, is THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

07-11-2003, 05:41 PM	#8
Aravnah Ornan Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alexandria, VA, Faith-Based States of Jesusland Posts: 1,794	"God answers knee-mail" and "Your always-on, 24/7 connection: prayer."

07-12-2003, 12:51 AM	#9
Ronin Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mississippi Posts: 5,047	'Pray' is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school). A good place for the "buck to stop" is at the collection plate. Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler. Christians aren't perfect-- Just forgiven. T.G.I.F.-- Thank God I'm Forgiven. Be an organ donor--- give your heart to Jesus! Christ's return is near-- Don't miss it for the world! ...yep...any second now.

07-12-2003, 03:51 AM	#10
xsquid Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: oasis in the ocean Posts: 353	I like the veiled threat: If you're living as if there's no God--you'd better be right. I'm not the one who has to worry...

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