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LiveFreeOrDie · 05-10-2002, 10:33 AM

Some knucklehead cretinist posted the following spew:

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There is a distinct parallel between evolution and Satan. Now being an evolutionist does not equate with being a satanist, and visa vera. But there is a CLEAR RELATIONSHIP. Check out the church of satan website (I am serious, there is one), and guess what you will find. In the basic tenents of satanism there are statements which can be attributed to evolution!

I can understand that this may offend many peolple here, so if you are not ready please do not read any further. Here are just a few of the beleifs of satanists that i found there.
From The Nine Satanic Statements : #7 states "Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his �divine spiritual and intellectual development,� has become the most vicious animal of all! "
Evoluton also despicts man as just another animal.
Hmmmmm

From The Nine Satanic Statements : #5 states "Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! " # 8 states "8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! "

Sounds like evolution's Survival of the Fittest to me!

Now, I realize that many evolutionists claim to be athiests or even christian (yeah right). But remember, convincing people that he does not exist is satan's greatest achievement.

Abacus · 05-10-2002, 10:45 AM

You know, having shit-for-brains doesn't equate with being a creationist, but there seems to be a clear relationship.

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ · 05-10-2002, 11:15 AM

Oooh, I don't have to start a new topic to get this posted there. I refuse to go back to that place, as it is moderated by an insane person.

Anyhow, his claim on third set of teeth is bogus. Why? Because the second set of teeth that grows in is actuall present from the get go! I talked to a friend of mine who is studying to be a dentist, and from what he says, is that we are born with the second set of teeth already in place--they just grown in and replace the old. You can see them on X-rays. Which means, that if people DID get a third set, then from BIRTH we would be able to tell that. Guess what? That's right. No one is born with the third set. SO he's full of shit (like you needed the information to divine that!). Tell him this. Watch him sputter.

scigirl · 05-10-2002, 12:00 PM

I prefer this theory:

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There is a distinct parallel between computer algorhythms and Satan. Now being a computer programmer does not equate with being a satanist, and visa vera. But there is a CLEAR RELATIONSHIP. Check out the church of satan website (I am serious, there is one), and guess what you will find. In the basic code of the satan website, there are lines of code which can be attributed to algorhythms!

These people are so stupid. Grrrr.

Daydreamer · 05-11-2002, 04:57 AM

Jesus's post count as I type this is 707 - the year in which a council (I forgot which) decided to adopt the cross as the official Christian symbol to replace the existing lamb/ram symbol.

We can draw from this one of two conclusions:
1) Specified Complexity! Its design! The IPU does exist!
or
2) I need to cut back on the biblical scholarship

Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ · 05-14-2002, 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by Daydreamer:
<strong>Jesus's post count as I type this is 707 - the year in which a council (I forgot which) decided to adopt the cross as the official Christian symbol to replace the existing lamb/ram symbol.

We can draw from this one of two conclusions:
1) Specified Complexity! Its design! The IPU does exist!
or
2) I need to cut back on the biblical scholarship</strong>

2. 2 is much better.

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05-10-2002, 10:45 AM	#2
Abacus Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,214	You know, having shit-for-brains doesn't equate with being a creationist, but there seems to be a clear relationship.

05-10-2002, 11:15 AM	#3
Jesus Tap-Dancin' Christ Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Heaven Posts: 6,980	Oooh, I don't have to start a new topic to get this posted there. I refuse to go back to that place, as it is moderated by an insane person. Anyhow, his claim on third set of teeth is bogus. Why? Because the second set of teeth that grows in is actuall present from the get go! I talked to a friend of mine who is studying to be a dentist, and from what he says, is that we are born with the second set of teeth already in place--they just grown in and replace the old. You can see them on X-rays. Which means, that if people DID get a third set, then from BIRTH we would be able to tell that. Guess what? That's right. No one is born with the third set. SO he's full of shit (like you needed the information to divine that!). Tell him this. Watch him sputter.

05-11-2002, 04:57 AM	#5
Daydreamer Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 221	Jesus's post count as I type this is 707 - the year in which a council (I forgot which) decided to adopt the cross as the official Christian symbol to replace the existing lamb/ram symbol. We can draw from this one of two conclusions: 1) Specified Complexity! Its design! The IPU does exist! or 2) I need to cut back on the biblical scholarship

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