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Vespertine · 03-05-2003, 08:21 PM

A friend and I happened to notice this at a Church in Idaho:

Donate. Give your heart to Jesus!

I'm assuming other Churches come up with such 'witty' phrases as well. Care to share?

oriecat · 03-05-2003, 10:00 PM

I can't recall any witty phrases right now, but I remember this one church that I pass on my way home... on Halloween they had a big sign about their autumn festival dance that night, trying to keep all the heathens off the street I guess. Candy is the evil work of satan!!

Ensign Steve · 03-06-2003, 11:04 AM

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another"

I see that one a lot.

Does anybody have that email about the poorly worded ads in the church bulletin? Like "Weight Watchers members, please enter through the large double doors."

Sarpedon · 03-06-2003, 01:26 PM

Eternity has two choices: Extreme Worship or Extra Crispy

Falling isn't like falling down, its staying down.

Do you notice that church messages have been growing more threating of late?

Ensign Steve · 03-06-2003, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarpedon
Eternity has two choices: Extreme Worship or Extra Crispy

Extra Crispy, please. And a biscuit.

passion9 · 03-06-2003, 02:24 PM

Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven

Geez, that's stupid...

sakrilege · 03-06-2003, 05:24 PM

Paraphrasing from memory...

In choosing between 2 evils, choose neither.

DOH!

Slavik91 · 03-06-2003, 05:45 PM

Don't let worries kill you, let the church help!

Proctors_Gambit · 03-06-2003, 06:13 PM

Outside a catholic church :

Eat Me!

Vespertine · 03-09-2003, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slavik91
Don't let worries kill you, let the church help!

That one's real? Oh, no. That's hilarious.

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Vespertine Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Missoula, MT Posts: 196	Jesus' failing heart? A friend and I happened to notice this at a Church in Idaho: Donate. Give your heart to Jesus! I'm assuming other Churches come up with such 'witty' phrases as well. Care to share?

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03-05-2003, 10:00 PM	#2
oriecat Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland OR USA Posts: 1,098	I can't recall any witty phrases right now, but I remember this one church that I pass on my way home... on Halloween they had a big sign about their autumn festival dance that night, trying to keep all the heathens off the street I guess. Candy is the evil work of satan!!

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Ensign Steve Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Augusta, Georgia, United States Posts: 1,235	"A candle loses nothing by lighting another" I see that one a lot. Does anybody have that email about the poorly worded ads in the church bulletin? Like "Weight Watchers members, please enter through the large double doors."

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Sarpedon Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Minnesota, the least controversial state in the le Posts: 8,446	Eternity has two choices: Extreme Worship or Extra Crispy Falling isn't like falling down, its staying down. Do you notice that church messages have been growing more threating of late?

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passion9 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: MS State Posts: 11	Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven Geez, that's stupid...

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sakrilege Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cleveland, OH, USA Folding@Home Godless Team Posts: 6,211	Paraphrasing from memory... In choosing between 2 evils, choose neither. DOH!

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Slavik91 Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 169	Don't let worries kill you, let the church help!

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Proctors_Gambit Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 372	Outside a catholic church : Eat Me!

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